That's not my SHINEY...Yes it fucking is now get over here!

[Jaquelinehyde]

First ever attempt at a Shiney thread...I apologise for the swearing in title, I just coudn't help it. Point all complainers in my direction.

Hello all, our guests have just left. The whole box of beer went but somehow we have got a lot of wine.

Are you complaining trills?

I am not complaining but I don't really want to look at wine right now. :o

We has housewarming gifts- flowers, some retro style coasters, a courgette and some ice cubes in the shape of brains. My cheese stars have gained some new admirers.

Hi all. Bummer about the chicken pox, Reality. It's no longer infectious once the spots scab over, is it?

Warning, Catherinemumsnet said they will move this thread to the Special Place when they work out how, so if it disappears on anyone, that's where it will be.

Hey Trills - have you got a bit of a hangover lovely girl? My roast beef dinner would have sorted it out. I love beef and onion gravy.

BoF - how do we find the special place?

The special place oo er

I got hideously drunk last night and told my Jason Manford story. In its full unexpurgated horror. Somebody share my shame and try to think if you have been a bigger twat than me.

We all went for greasy breakfast at about 1.30, knocking on a friend's door on the way. It's lovely, I have never lived in knocking distance if friends like this before.

Were you drinking for any occasion bof?

I was drinking for the occasion of Saturday.

A very noble occasion, deserving of the highest recognition.

sorry bof, nothing i have done can top that one

where is the special place?

I am young and innocent and have never copped off with a comedian

It's hidden away in Other stuff.

I am old Trills and have never copped off with a comedian!

Fab story BoF

That is because you have been with mr Bella forever and ever :)

Where are you?

I might not be here to much longer, need an early night

I was waiting for you Shiney . I am here, as always.

Oooh which ones? You are being a minx today

Have been inspired by Vinny and drunk too much coffee so doing an impression of domestic godess come house tamer.

Can almost see the bath now, and have lemon fairy cakes in the oven

And i bought a new top. not the best make but it meets budget restrictions and ds picked it for me its girly.

You are a fab one Shiney