That's not my SHINEY...Yes it fucking is now get over here!

[Jaquelinehyde]

First ever attempt at a Shiney thread...I apologise for the swearing in title, I just coudn't help it. Point all complainers in my direction.

Shiney, you are tower famous

I think he just has an alarm that goes off when the words cock and fanny appear in the same sentence.

Hehehe.

He will see that as a challenge.

I do swap smutty messages with him sometimes. Which DP reads over my shoulder, so that's not bad, right?

That's fine BoF - all above board

I am soooo looking forward to seeing you again in London > >

oh god help me this week or i might strangle my kids

ds1 is here because his beloved has gone on holiday and him and ds2 are fighting already you would think with a 17 yr age gap they would have nothing to fight about but ds1 is very impatient and shouts at ds2 for minor this then ds2 cries and ds1 gets all agitated i think i might leave home for a week

good job i have wine

whats happening? i need some distraction?

I am watching X-Factor.

Oh dear Vin, sibling rivalry.

x factor on here too, ds2 is in bed thank god, ds1 and me are like bookends on each end of the sofa with our macbooks

cocks are strictly girl talk

i hope the weekend goes ok fanny.

I know what you mean - mini keeps disappearing upstairs to my bedroom, where i find her laid on the pillows, playing all the apps. She says, "no tele mama, i cant hear pod"

I have no idea why she has suddenly started calling me mama, but it is very cute

I know i am way late to the party re ipods and ipads, but i am very excited nontheless I do admit to being mightily confused in argos though while looking for earphones

We have a just short of 10 year gap here, and boy it is hard work sometimes.

I dont know what to do re fb. I have had so many lovely messages from friends saying they missed me, it makes me want to stay on. But, i am still worried over dodgy people trying to find me. It should be ok if i just keep activating/deactivating etc, do you think?

New haircut/colour and eyebrows before and after pics will have to wait until tomorrow.

I would myself up so much about ex h's new BMW that I had to go up and have a bath, then I fell asleep for over an hour in the bath and woke up in the pitch black in freezing cold water

As soon as I am ready tomorrow I shall try and take some after pics and shall then upload them on here.

Wow only page 2 and cock is already the main topic of conversation

Which reminds me Bella is MrBella still being a sex pest

I'm getting excited as on Monday I can book my train and hotel for London are people at the travelodge booked in for the breakfast as I reckon I will be craving an alchol soaking up fry up before the train journey.

if people are not booked in for brekka, we could all meet up at a greasy cafe for a fry up before we go home?

Vinny we will have to look for breakfast somewhere as ours is room only so I am all up for hooking up with anyone else too.

MrB is in love with his Macbook at the mo Jaq, but has promised me a little tlc later on when the boys are in bed.

Mini sure is cute jet

Well it would just be inappropriate in front of the boys bella

the finnster loves the angry birds app, i will have to download toddler teaser, he also loves the coin drop ones, but so do i

Bella thats settled then, the nearest greasy cafe for brekka, everyone else invited

I am sure he has licked it many a time Shiney since it arrived last week! The way he fawns over it..

Very jaq

i wish i had hair like nicole shitsinger (or whatever her name is)

She is lovely Your hair is like that though, just a shorter version. Yours is just as shiney if not shinier.

I'm happy to go along with everyone else, just need to know if people have already booked or not. I'm actually drooling at the thought of a proper fry up!

DS (4) loves traffic rush, smack it and lets golf. Will have to download the others mentioned.

mine doesnt grow, its gets to this length and stops