That's not my SHINEY...Yes it fucking is now get over here!

[Jaquelinehyde]

First ever attempt at a Shiney thread...I apologise for the swearing in title, I just coudn't help it. Point all complainers in my direction.

Hi Alice!

Sorry you are feeling crappy Vinny. Ulcers sound horrible - do you know what you have?

Bella, well done

Vinny..sorry you are ill, hopefuly it will be short lived

Sounds awful vinny. But it is a proper reason to be off work so make sure you stop feeling guilty about being off and try to get checked out if possible.

I have done my ironing. Fear of being yelled at by the ironing one meant i got on and it it. virtually all put away too.

Did you get my txt mitts? phone has been playing up.

I am having a bit of an insignificant wibble. Ds' first ever afternoon of after school stuff. nervous about what mood i shall find him in. Anything I can do/take/prepare so that the rest of tonight runs smoothly. tea is pizza and in bread machine to be shoved into pizza at about 4:30pm which means slightly earlier then normal tea. Would a small snack/drink on way home be a good idea (4pm pick up)?

That's not my Shiney, her plumber is polite and innuendo-free.

Thats not my shiney, shes eating squirty cream from the fridge full clothed

That's not my Shiney, she doesn't like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=manolomen.com/images/Terry%2520Wogans%2520trousers.jpg&imgrefurl=manolomen.com/2007/10/&h=352&w=303&sz=66&tbnid=b754j4tOXFbBKM:&tbnh=242&tbnw=208&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dterry%2Bwogan%2Btrousers&zoom=1&q=terry+wogan+trousers&usg=__teevXUuYLQ47URgb_EdHNmbpWUI=&sa=X&ei=-r6gTIH-LJWSjAfkyJmcDQ&ved=0CBYQ9QEwAQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this picture

That's not my Shiney, her hard drive is porn free...

That's not my Shiney, her ipad has no traces of saliva

(painting a lovely picture of you here Shiney )

That's not my Shiney she is eating her courgette

Lizzy!

What?

Should I have said marrow?

That's not my Shiney, she hasn't got glossy lips.

Lizzy will you report back on the zumba pretty please.

that's not my shiney she is helicopter parenting.

Not again, Shiney???

I will do Ouchy, always assuming DH gets back in time for me to go.

have i missed a shiney story involving a courgette?

That's not my Shiney, she is worried she has upset someone

Dunno Vinny, after the Cream incident, the old Gimmers that were delivering her veg took up crocheting instead....

That's MY Shiney as she hasn't answered my txt!!!!!! as per..

Sorry, I couldn't resist changing it.