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[bellavita]

Hello

I always find the fully enraged 2 years+ tantrums highly amusing

Vinny, DS2 (nearly 11) goes through plasters like a dose of salts! He puts plasters over loads of things that don't need them..

Hi BB

Is Yank coming to the meet-up?

I just typed up a whole long post and lost it the long and short of it was...

I'm knackered and already in bed.

Kids went at 6.30, yep all 3 of them I'm a mean mummy and then dp sent me up 10mins later.

He has just made me chicken and pasta in a tomatoe, garlic and basil sauce and I am going to sit here in bed and eat it.

I may then just fall fast asleep, no tv in the bedroom and my eyes are hurting looking at my laptop at the mo so I could have a lovely long, long sleep...we shall see if that works out, I bet it doesn't.

Hope you are all having fab evenings

Hi Bella, awright?

I just throw a wobbler right back at em, works a treat.
We all end up laughing.

Only at home though!

Poor Mini and Jet, hope they are OK. How scary.

Jaaaaaaaaaaq - hello

I am awright BB, how about you? Just trying to build a picture here... what age bracket do you fall into? 30-35, 35-40, 40-45. I know you like football do you have any other hobbies? Are you a SAHD or do you work?, eye colour? waist size? Shoe size... umm perhaps forget about the last one..

I have had a glass of red..

Hey Lizzy.

Bella, I am starting to see what JM sees, you are all frisky at the moment!

I just got very excited.

DH said, "I have a present for you", went upstairs and came down with a black case.

JUST the right size for a diamond necklace or tennis bracelet. Looked like that kinda case.

Opened it to find....

a very discreet umbrella

"for the school run love"

Oh the romance of it all!
To be fair if it had been diamonds I'd have been wondering who he'd been shagging!!!

Lizzy Looks down at new diamond ring that MrB called a beast earlier on.. (I picked it up today)

At least you got a prezzie, I have to buy my own.

It is the alcohol, does things to me

Lizzy that is so funny, I love it Sweet of him though!

Word of advice, don't put vicks vapour rub on then DC then forget to wash your hands before going for a wee - ouch!

The umbrella will be very useful in the East Lancs weather, for sure.

When it isn't blowing a bloody gale!

He did buy me a new warm waterproof school run coat at the weekend as well.

Gawd, there really is no hope, is there?

I think my only option is polygamy, MrBella up for more than one wife, Bella??

Norma, I've done that before.

DH says it hurts as well!!!

Jaq, sweetie, are you ill or just overtired??
Perhaps it's the implant thingy, all those hormones and the arm digging?
Hope you feel better tomorrow.

He said no Lizzy on the other hand he said he may take a couple of lovers..

Must be a week for pressies as MrNorma went against the grain & bought me a pressie this week too. I had a lovely squishy teddy bear delivered earlier in the week (I lost my ted ages ago & hate not having one) I know, I know I'm a right saddo to be needing a bear at my age!

That is lovely Norma.

Bellllllllllllla - Howdy How's that sex pest husband of yours?

Lizzy is it a nice umbrella though?

I think I am just shattered, it's been a really busy week so far. I so just feel tired not ill.

Stings doesn't it Lizzy

It was delivered in a canvas bag that said 'Get me out of here' on it

Oooo Jaq dinner in bed (the dinner sounds yum btw!) perfect

Oh Norma that's adorable

Aww Norma, that is sweet!
So pleased all good for you

Jaq, I get like that and just have to go to bed when the boys do.

Bella, I can't imagine I'd be his type, me and you are very different physically. Given that I look like I could eat you whole and still have room for seconds

Sex and diamonds,

Least I won't get drenched now, eh?

"MrBella up for more than one wife, Bella??"
"on the other hand he said he may take a couple of lovers.."

Would you ask him if he's up for more than one gender? I'm blue-eyed, 35-40, smell nice. Hideously ugly unfortunately.

Never been bi-curious before but staying at home with the kids all the time makes you want to break free, as Freddie Mercury put it.

You could join in too, Bella, as long as you look like Brian May.

She's more of a Bonnie Tyler/Lulu type, BB!

at BB - you that desperate for diamonds?

He is rather cute (the bear that is, not saying MrNorma isn't but you know what I mean)

Bonnie Tyler/Lulu