Shine shine shine shine shine! Come on!

[wastingaway]

Woop

Ooh, my techie guy has just phoned and my laptop is ready to collect, sans viral porn, yay!

I am just going to drop dd1's mate home and go to fetch it. No more flange when I try and get on facebook- hurrah!

I always giggle when I hear the word "flange"

mumsnet sans minge

Hit plus, top left.

That will show you all you need. But if you want more, drag the window wider from the bottom right of the window.

there are idiot guides tutorials on the apple website shiney

Are you all set up now Shiney?

Hey BB and Wasting

Vinny, DH says she won't should be able to find the apple website.....

Because it is err trying to connect.... >

i dont have a scrolling word on mine

Awright Bella?

Yes Shineon. I said top left. Top left of whatever window you have open. What browser are you using?

Thank God for TV. This is not prime Friday night entertainment for your crew, surely?

Evening

Well yes, I am alright thanks BB, but you can see what we have to put up with on this thread... Shiney, shall I get the sat nav out and come and help?

Shiney press the plus button on the top left, the greeen plus button (next to the yellow and red buttons)

Think we had better wait until BB is in bed

Oh I forgot Shiney, I am going to get my pressie tomorrow, so I have to stay here..

what pressie Bella?

click and hold the bottom right corner and drag to fill screen