What words do your children have for things, that actually make sense?

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The other day Ds1 (5) was asking me for another 'apple pie-angle'

I realised he meant an apple turnover. Quite clever really!

oh i say chillaxing all the time too.

DT2 calls i-pods ear-pods, because they don't go in eyes

Helicopter = HeliCOCKter

DS used to call a mirror a 'this-that'.

My four year old always to refer to an omlette as an oglette.I actually think this makes a lot of sense.

I just realised today that DS (2.3) is calling a present, or something he remembers receiving as a present, a "fank you Grampa".