Most amazing job advert ever

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Make sure you are not drinking anything when you read this, because you will blow liquid out of your nose. https://www.tes.com/jobs/vacancy/private-tutor-london-england-oxfordshire-2256768

Scary emphasis on British

I have a small side bet on the family being Russian and the child being set up to become a sleeper agent, groomed to become Prime Minister at some point in the future and unilaterally surrender to Moscow.

absolutely wild. Poor kid! What if he wants to work in customer services and live in Hitchin?

10-3!! What about his nap 😭😂

Previous positions must have included roles within private residences, embassies, or royal households...
must have been raised in a socially appropriate background...

Right....

£180k salary isn't bad though! https://jobs.tutors.international/advert/612

What have I just read?!

Wow. That kid's definitely not going to rebel. I wonder how the 5 year old cocked up to make them realise they'd started his indoctrination too late?

Previous positions must have included roles within private residences, embassies, or royal households, working with young children to deliver bespoke, holistic learning programmes rooted in the EYFS and enhanced with elements of Montessori, Reggio Emilia, and emotional intelligence frameworks.

You can't have Reggio Emilia, Montessori and all the other claptrap they want. You can't have child centred education and the type of stuff they want to make sure the poor kid gets!

So I wasn't the only one to notice that as well😂 They're going to be well pissed if he has a speech delay. Tutor would probably get fired and blamed for it 😬 fuck me, do people really exist who think that is in any way not complete madness? 😂

That's what I thought! And only working 5 hours a day! I could spout a load of shit about being British for 180k - although I learned it all from studying for my Life in the UK test so that might scupper my chances 😆

Yes because a 5 yo would in the right setting enjoy working with a qualified tutor.

That’s totally wild! Poor old Hugo- Im a bit worried they’ve left it a bit late frankly.

This absolutely epic.

Asian parents guaranteed.

Wtf 🤭

Oh I needed a laugh tonight and that has done it. Although as you say, poor kid.

Erm wow

Bonkers! £180K 10-3 though… 👀

Whattt. He's only a year old😭 And has a nannie.

I'm actually feeling pretty sad reading that advert.
They've got an older kid, and already have written him off as a bit of a dunce.
Emphasis on English and culture, strongly suggests some cultural self-loathing there.
And as for the kid in question, sounds like being groomed for greatness before they can even say more than a few words, is bound to go tits up. Poor kid is going to rebel hard once puberty hits.

I feel sorry for the older brother - on the bicultural scrapheap at 5.

Need your own car though as the nearest tube station is a whopping 15 minutes walk away

The parents sound like they have massive chips on their shoulders.

Saudi or Qatari I bet.