whats the worst thign oyu have shouted at an uncomprehending baby

[FluffyMummy123]

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"If you don't let me sleep I will die"

LOL. Suzy I said the exact same thing yo my 6 week old DD...this is bringing back the newborn stage to me. Never shouted (didn't have the energy) but just used to sob snd sob all night. Awful stage!

Lots of stuff on here ringing bells for me.

5 week old DD crying and crying for seemingly no reason I was trying to do that baby whisperer Shh and pat thing and gradualy realised that the Shh was getting louder and louder until it morphed into a full on SHHHHUT the F**k up!! Probably not quite what the BW meant..

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OMG,i feel so relieved,i thought it was just me that had shouted expletives at a tiny baby!............I AM NORMAL!!! woohoo!!!

"IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SILLY LITTLE BITCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF THAT WINDOW! AND I MEAN IT! AND NOBODY WILL MISS YOU COS YOU NEVER SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP! AND I WISH I HAD NEVER HAD YOU!"

me, a sobbing wreck, to dd when around 3 weeks old and constant crying night and day with no gasps for air.

Nothing to contribute, but just wanted to say that I couldnt read this thread as it had me laughing uncoontrolably at my desk and I was getting funny looks.

'I am going to get ill and have to go into hospital if I don't get some sleep...then you won't have a mummy! See how you like that!'

Considering DS was about 4 months old, I don't think my little threat bothered him too much.

Go, the things sleep deprivation drive you to.

i shouted "fxxxing shut the fxxx up, or I am going to throw myself out of the window" ! to my two week old. i am really ashamed of it but i was at breaking point. obviously I didn't mean it!

god this thread has made me feel sooo much better at my outbursts in the night which always involved lots of swearing.

I have shouted 'shut the fuck up' at least once. Also I do shh/pat and have found that you can shhh in a very angry way to my shame

I love the kum ba yah

slowreader I love you. That's amazing. I am crying with laughter. I will sing that song to baby crackpot.

This thread is hilarious. DS at 2 weeks old "What more do you fucking want from me? Shut the fuck up!". DH came back to find me sobbing out side back door whilst smoking myself to death mumbling "I shouted at him. He hates me"

This thread is also 4 (read them, FOUR) years old. But don't let that spoil your fun

Oh blimey!

Another one 4 years old?

I'm still not getting the codeword

But all the post are funny