Am I the only woman who does not have a clue when her next period is?

[TWINSETinapeartree]

Beacuse dp thinks I am odd as I dont, I keep meaning to make a note or keep track but life gets in the way.

Have got lots of pregnancy symptoms - sore boobs, throwing up at random times and too strong smells and tiredness - but doubt that I am.

Dp has just said is your period late, to which I shrugged my shoulders.

He is now muttering about me as he mops the kictchen floor.

girlandboy, I put a star by the date on my calendar too. If you are anal, so am I. Well, I am anyway.

OMG Twinset, could this be the cause of the puking the other day when we all blamed that innocent turkey? Did you have morning sickness this early (assuming you are pg) before?

congratulations endy.

I have a regular 45 day cycle, but as it's so long I always loose track.

Why don't you post on the Due Sept board and ask if anyone has any tests hanging around that they'd give you ffp. They're bound to all be in a charitable mood.

I thought that DBG, I may need to aplogise to that turkey.

I had horrific morning sickness with dd, it was sickness and feeling odd that made me do a test. I was aware thought that I had had unsafe sex though. I am a catholic so my contraception relies on dp withdrawing which he has been doing with great efficency of late.

Cheers twinset. Am feeling less wobbly and happier day by day. Though of course is early days yet....

you sound pregnant twinset.... and i always mark the first day of my period, am joining the anal gang. as it were. god, that came out wrong, am shtting up.

shUtting

Not only an apology Twinset, I think you need to retrieve it from the dustbin don't you?

Withdrawal is famously inaccurate. When you said the little wrigglers haven't been allowed in, I thought you meant you were using some sort of barrier device.

I feel a test coming on.

lol DDG.

And pmsl at joining the anal gang.

Having spent the whole night puking and now being unable to move it would appear that I have the vomiting virus rather than being pregnant.

Right now I would rather give birth than be sick one more time.

oh dear, poor you twinny. hope you feel better soon.

Oh poor you Twinset. Have you (knowingly) been in contact with someone else who has had it?

RR, I just stick to stars on my calendar and trusted to my social pariah status to keep outsiders from my kitchen. But then ds1 saw the stars (after 12 years of not noticing them!) and asked me what they meant! I am still trying to think of some less noticable way of marking the date!

Yes dd had it the other day, I feel for her now i am going though the same thing. I feel so weak I am unable to get out of bed,

thankyou, I have just managed to make it downstairs only to collapse in a heap on the sofa. Dp is making me sit the other side of the room and he is sleeping in the spare room.

Didn't you say you were being sick a while ago as well though? My money's on you being pregnant, particularly considering your contraception (or lack thereof). I hope you get the result you want

the sickness was a bug unfortunately

I read about your bug now but thought you had sickness around Christmas? Or am I making that up? Hehe. Hope you're feeling better soon though and if I were you I'd take a test, I'm far too impatient.

Sorry got a bit confused, yes I had some sickness that I think was caused by left over turkey and general over indulgence.

De Nile is a river I think...

I got pg by a very skillfull withdraw-er.

I think the problem with that method is that pre-cum is released before (and can be a long time before) a man ejaculates and that contains sperm too.

I think I must be very infertile as I have been having sex using that method for a good 10 years and have never had an accident.

That is not true there has been one but we miscarried.

I am not in denial but at the moment I an barely walk , my shit looks like the river nile and I cant keep anything down. Not really up to a pregnancy test.