my FWB is coming over tonight. he's asking me what fantasies i would like to fulfil ...

[nappyaddict]

i need ideas! my mind's blank!

but as someone said - isn't that more for him?

I'd like to say that sex without love wouldn't do it for me, but give me anafternoon with Gordon Ramsay and I think I may change my moral stand

I reckon GR would know if you were using cava on his nob.

Hes probably want to be smeared on caviar and then have you lick it off. Except it would all get stuck in his huge wrinkles.

pmsl about him complaining about the quaility of the bubbly!!

he'd swear at u!

I bet Jamis Olivers idea of dirty talk is to yell out turkey twizzlers.

ok - fatasy - get him to dress up in chef's whites and get undressed coming towards you like Gordon in the start of the F Word

Aha! Nappy. Gotcha!
Twas you wasn't it? Tongue like Kermit?

huh?

Somebody posted information about her "fuck buddy" describing the chap as having a tongue like Kermit. I was wondering for ages who it was. I take it, it wasn't you judging by your "huh".
Sorry to trouble you.
I'll get my coat.

nope wasn't me as far as i know. can you link to thread?

does the champagne thing work the other way round? toothpaste drives me insane.

what do you mean? toothpaste on you? I've never had the urge to have a burning sensation down there.....thrush is bad enough!

it doesn't burn it's tingly.

is this the thread?

not me but spookily a lot of the details are similar.

wouldn't it depend on the toothpaste? some types are verrrry tingly in your mouth, I wouldn't want those anywhere near my fanjo tbh

I get thrush just looking at a bottle of bubble bath, so the idea of toothpaste or other assorted nonsense on my ladyflaps is yeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhh

Yes I have a feeling that my dd disney strawberry toothpaste would not have the required effect.

i can recommend aquafresh

You could get him to dress up in those stripy pyjamas NA.

lol.

reminds me ben and jerry's is half price in morrisons ...

Ben and Jerrys always has lots of nobbly bits in it, be careful.

cookie dough is my favourite.

I found it
See, I wasn't lying!

Quote of the week surely:-

twinsetandpearls on Mon 27-Oct-08 14:57:48

Could you not do a horlicks blow job and then at least you will get a good night's sleep and not have a hangover.

Domination and submission...either way round. Thats all I am going to say.

Slips into fantasy mode drinking diet coke.....

< wonders how twinset knows that Gordon Ramseys nob is wrinkly >

mind you, aren't all blokes nobs wrinkly until they spring into action ?