my FWB is coming over tonight. he's asking me what fantasies i would like to fulfil ...

[nappyaddict]

i need ideas! my mind's blank!

Yes scary and I want some sympathy!

Infact I am going to allow my fanjo to gatecrash every thread opn active convos.

perhaps you could say you have always fantasized about using your extra-extra large vibrator on his bumhole

that should sort the men from the boys

< disclaimer, this is not a fantasy of mine >

god I take so long to post I was beaten to it! LOL

What's the definition of friend with benefits?

Cranberry juice, that's what you need twinset.

lol scaryfucker

twinset if you think you've got thrush then make sure Dh takes the tablet as well or he could pass it straight back to you.

Fimbo, it's a friend who has no job so has to go and claim BENEFITS instead of a pay cheque

If he cheers up at the thought of bum love though........

tell him you want to poo in his mouth.

yes, twin

I think your fanjo will have to be the monkey on your shoulder today

ps. I do sympathize

play scrabble have sex then play poker

well it did it for me

Yep get that, but what can they offer NA?

www, that is very funny!

FWB - Is tha a friend with benefit make up, my moonbeam and eye pencil are running out.

Thanks sorky and cocole.

Ohhh... well as long as it's not 'Friend on benefits' you're OK. Could open a whole big can of worms on here.

My fantasy would involve a big house, lots of money and not having to work. Is that the kind of thing he meant

NDP [shock}

what do you mean Fimbo?

Fimbo, I was joking my love!

I think it's also known as a fuck buddy

eww

Anything with feathers is erotic.

Anything using the whole chicken is pervy.

pmsl

it is quite early for this sorta rude chat

I think this thread might find its way to the weekly roundup

Just trying to perk up what is rather a dull sex thread.

I don't get your OP. I think I am being thick tbh

I do think oh fuck off when people come on and want to do sex talk, especially in the day time. it's not seemly