my FWB is coming over tonight. he's asking me what fantasies i would like to fulfil ...

[nappyaddict]

i need ideas! my mind's blank!

aww, don't let this thread turn all judgy

if NA wnts a fuckbuddy, she can have one

and if peeps don't like sextalk, they don't have to participate

Oh I think this thread is funny
there's enough slagging off going on on here today, sorry, didn't mean to add to it

OP, you didn't SERIOUSLY want sex fantasy ideas did you?

Rubber gloves
vaseline
feather duster
guarantees hours of fun.

www there seems to be a good deal of dull or trolly threads around at the moment, I saw your thread and agreed

FWB could be:-

Fridge With Booze
Flaming When Burning
Friend With Bananas
Floozy with Bangles
Flatmate With BO
Frog With Boils
Flatulance When Burping
Frozen White Blancmange

Friend With Bollinger
that would be my fave

well you could cook a chili based dinner together first let him chop the chillies and then not was his hands before you reitre

this is er interesting

My fantasies involve this

Feathered White Boa?
Fringed Wobbly Bra?

tmmam - you have given me inspiration with your empress post

so ... anyone ever given a champagne blow job?

yes and a minty one

is giving a blow job really your fantasy? surely you should be telling him to drink from the furry cup

I'm with you Zippi.

As sex starved as I may be, I still wouldn't be able to do the FWB thing.

Am slightly jealous of people that can though.

sorkycake - doesn't it sort of interrupt the flow if you have to keep stopping to take sips of champagne?

well the minty one you just brush your teeth but don't rinse.
Don't fgs use mouthwash or you'll scorch his nob off.

Champagne is best done with him sat down able to ee exactly what you're doing and a cheeky little sip each time accompanied by a seductive grin, obv not towards the end tho.
Towards the end you could dip it in tar and feather it, I doubt a bloke would care.

Is it really a fantasy? I wouldn't class it as such tbh, you need to decide what goes for you.

I think if he's happy to indulge you then he can't be a completely inconsiderate arse, there are many women married to such selfish men. If it's no strings attached rocks-off kinda stuff I say go for it!

I would need to trust someone implicitly before sharing fantasies though.

Friend With Beard
Friend With Braces
Friend Who Burps
Friend When Bonking

sorkycake - my friend just said with the champagne one you just hold it there until the fizz has gone and then carry on as normal but i thought the idea was to actually do the bj whilst the champagne was in your mouth?

i'll save the mouthwash for when he annoys me

yes but there's over spill that way, besides if you swig some yourself, then keep a little in your mouth everyone wins.
Maybe I'm a drunken floozy, but it's a waste of champagne!

doesn't it spill out and dribble all over the place anyway?

That is one instance when they really can't tell a bit of cava from champagne.

Use the cava for the blowjob and just drink the champagne

Could you not do a horlicks blow job and then at least you will get a good night's sleep and not have a hangover.

would portugese rose work?

Lambrini? It does always come in huge bottles though, you will feel sick and have jaw ache.