Jenn, Worley, Voods....can't be bothered to write in the name changes...you know who you are

[Macdog]

Get your buns over here....NOW!!!

Have strained between my legs. Did a dance to Hotel Yorba (think Dick Van Dyke doing chimney top sideways scissor kick dance in Mary Poppins) to amuse the children, and shouldn't have.

I know I should put sympathetic words here, but hahahahahahahahahah

'tis a very catchy tune

I love the chimney sweep dance and adore dick VD.
poor Jenn! no fun allowed for the preggers ones.

my sis is fed up now, week 36. she is working till the last minute.

all of you log onto Twitter and search for me with my real name. It is rather addictive, and weird, but fairly straightforward.

ooh Ive chickened out of sending dd to preschool next week, going to hang fire and wait for a spot in a morning session. afternoon naps are very important to her...

the poo thing is improving too, thank goodness!

i have just realised that ds2 has sat and ate nearly 3/4 of a packet of bourbon biscuts all too himeself!!!
dp had them last night for his cup of tea and i didnt realise he hadnt put them away, until i just saw him rumaging down the side of the setee and pulled out a biscuit! ergh. now he wont eat his tea...

lol at the chimment sweep dNCE

ds1 was knocking at the door as sent that and made me jump, hence the funny typing. he walks home by himself (i.e no adults, just him and his mates) and i forgot i locked the front door after me when i came in this afternoon so he couldnt get in again.

just woke up after falling asleep with ds2 on my lap, were watching cbeebies on the laptop while ds1 played on the xbox, he was only allowed an hour but didnt wake me up to tell me and so he has been on it 2 hours now! only woke up as dp came home as not been well at work but he is fiine now well enought to now join ds1 on the xbox too
my brother is now in cambodia, ( he has been travelling around, he likes thailand a lot { he used to meet up with his american gf there till they split} and has looked at buying there now, im trying to encourage him so we can go stay!!, his pictures of the beaches are amazing.)im not jealous at all but im just waiting till he has settled dwon with family etc and our ds's have flown the nest then we'll see who can keep going to all these gorgeous places!

off to look at twitter now.......

I'm a-twittering

havnt looked at twitter yet. maybe if i can get on it at work i'll have a lok later, some social network sites are banned though, i.e face book, but i can get on to mn though i have to zsearch for it on google to get to it though.

have to go cook tea for the boys before i go to work, otherwise they would have chicken nuggets and chips or something. instead they have chicken and rice a la nigella .

ds2 has took to scratching the sette, as its leather it leaves a big mark from his fingernails, and the more i tell him off the more he does it, he is a sod at the moent, swinging of the blind pull, the tv!! the chairs and if im standing up he tries to swing off my cardi belt. he broke the ariel at nursery yesterday by trying to swing off it! they have had to remove the curtains and the tie backs as he has broke them too. i dont know what to do with him now, he thinks he is tarzan or something!

Twitter is FUN

Just what I needed....something else addictive on internet

twitter is absolutely addictive I am following lots of famous people, some are pisstakes ie Bill Clinton and I think Christian Bales' is too, but some are real, gawd Jonathan Ross witters on, and stephen fry is very funny.

been hunting all the people from my favourite tv shows! and some political people too............very very addictive.

had a good day today, dd had a pm playdate and it was fun.

yeah Macdog youve picked it up quickly!!! only on here as dh into the football bo r i ng !!!!!!!!!!

Bloody football. Dh supporting the reds. I'm off to bed now. Made a trifle for pudding tonight. Yummy. All from scratch after I got in from work.

the Father Ted/Dougal twitters are really funny - go look for them (i'm following them)

dd got different floclox. Have succeeded in getting some down her by smearing the end of the dosing syringe in Nutella

yeah my dh was supporting the reds too. what a never ending football match1 Jenn and Worley get on twitter! want to find you in there.

dd getting 100% poos and wees on toilet. with help from me re undressing/climbing on/climbing off/redressing etc.

eddie izzard is also v funny on twitter 'i demand Spring!'

would have had a nice quiet night at work, except they brought my grandad in by ambulance after he fell at home in the night and pressed his alarm thing whcih alerted them, so i was sat up with him all night in the major incident dept, hes ok, just a bit shaken, hes 91 but still at home, he has a carer 3 times a day and my dad and mu auntie go in every day but not enough now, but trying to get him in a res home is hard. he wont go and i cant blame him really.

why do my family always come in when its my night duty!!!!

oh and i had this bloke who accidentally bent over and impaled himself in the chest on a butter knife!! had nothing to do with the previous arguments with his wife at all... i see it all i tell you..

will look at twitter later when i have taken ds1 to cubs and have more time i think, couldnt get on it at work but i did try! promise

Must have been a hell of a sharp butterknife to 'accidentally' impale

See a lot of satsumas up arses too???

There was a bloke in A&E once when I was working who had his member caught in a milk bottle - Bleeeeagh!!!

i've seen lipsticks, mobile phones and biros all in places they shouldnt be! and a mad women who swallowed her dh's necklace.

ds1 is over the moon as hr has been made a seconder at cubs tonight.

New Pizza Express offer

Good for him. He must be SO chuffed

stop teasing me with pizza express offers...