A new fact about yourself

[happymerryberries]

What fact about yourself have you never before posted to MN

To start us off, my late father was a trade union leader in the 70s

Hmm.....

I think you all know everything there is to know about me already, perhaps too much...

we're always ready to hear more

I still have 20/20 vision at age 41

When dh left his last job - I got it!

Me: I am crap with money.

Not quite about me: Goldie Lookin Chain's 'You knows I loves u' is written about my best mate.

i am a stupid crap depressing moaning cow.....oops......bet you already knew that......

(((((hugs))))) Titania.. you're just confused.. .. you are describing ME.. not you!

SJ x

I can't tell jokes!!!

I feel incredibly broody... DS is 15 weeks

i was John Bunyon in our school's Silver Jubilee Pageant. My twin sister was Samuel Pepys and she was beside herself with worry because the teacher told her she had to wear black knickerbockers for her outfit and she thought she had to go topless

I DEFINATELY can't tell jokes.

I snogged 5 men in one night (one was my BF boyfriend).... I was trying to get away from a rather unnatractive bloke who said to me 'I've wanted to ask you all night, may I kiss you?' NO! So oops.

I have had one 1 night stand. I cried afterwards and washed my down belows with tea tree oil! I never showed up to meet him the next day.

Can you tell I've had a glass of wine?!!

Ooooh, and I had a poem published in an adult poetry book when I was 11, named 'The planet of Choc' (dietary habits and preferences started early!)

And I got sent to course for the exceptionally abled in Art and History at secondary school. I went on to gain a N at History 'A' level!

ok, I'll stop now.

Message withdrawn

ive had a threesome
i got drunk and shagged a bouncer in a toilet,
i can down a bacardi brexxer in one

do you all think less of me now

come on somebody else spill the beans