Ideas on where to take the kids for Xmas.............!!!!

[jmg1]

If you were a single parent with three kids but no family to go and visit or to invite over.
Any ideas on a great place in the UK or overseas to take a three, four and five year old??

hes just a floozy

Ok jmg - calm down, you'll get your turn!!!!

We know lou!!!

I'm making up flyers for him as we speak.

What are you putting lou - "Loose man needs firm handling, please provide your own ball gag"??

Shameless young mayaaaaaan!

Yes. But also with the addendum

Has own gimp outfit.

Oooh yep, forgot that bit - very enticing!!!

should be ok with a picture don't you think?

Lou, I didn't notice you in my wardrobe when you were round my parts!

Lou made it her business to investigate every nook and cranny - including those hard-to-reach places that you thought hadn't been seen for a very long time.

I'm good at going unnoticed while having a rummage.

snort!!! Lou's a very devious madam, especially when rooting through other people's drawers!!!

lou - have you finished giving out leaflets and putting up the posters on every tree, lampost, bus stop, shop window, club, public toilet....?