I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

[lisalisa]

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Can I suggest something?

It's the lesser of two evils.....

Tell anyone who cares to listen about your very shoddy nanny who 'accidentally' stuck a pair of her skiddies in your DS's bag.

They couldnt possibly be yours, because, well, you dont wear any. Oh, and you use a mooncup

I am really very sorry.

I feel very, very responsible.

My shoulders are shaking from remorse, not mirth, let me assure you.

Honestly, LL, I am very sorry.

Right.

The only decent thing to do is to say that your dh is having an affair and that the brazen hussy hid her pants in your ds's PE bag. He confessed all and you tried to retrieve them to spare your ds embarrassment.

OR

They are your husband's. He's a cross-dresser and you've tried to keep it a secret for years.

Either way I think you need to defer blame here.

Are you sure this isn't a joke, this just seems far too comical to be true!

I think you're going to have to move. Shame the housing market is a bit static at the moment...

When's the next parents evening?

Australia? Far enough for you?

You will all laugh about it one day - perhaps not as much as we have been doing but you will at least smile.

You poor thing, I suppose the fact that you've cheered up a nation of mums osn't much of a consolation!

Good luck tomorrow

Yes, it was the humble beginning of the "Verity Is Pants!" campaign.

Oh! Do they have to be only lightly soiled?

I really wouldn't be taking advice from hunker - she has strayed from her realms of expertise (breastfeeding, BLW etc) and is obviously a novice on dirty knickers in lunch bags. I think keeping quiet might well have worked better.

"a pair of lightly soiled skivvies"

roflmao

pmsl @ this...

roflmao at this thread

I'd be on a plane by now

OH how embarrassing!

PMSL @ this. DP just read and said to me, 'plllleeeasse dont ever put your knickers in ds's bag.'

ROFL so funny. Lisa, you children will never ever let you live this down! x

LOL? I nearly soiled my skivvies.

Save this under mumsnet classics, and hope that this doesn't become one of those stories that people tell at parties and everyone knows the story already because it is so funny and now infamous.

ROFL.

I would have to leave the country. Can't you at least home educate them for the rest of their lives or make sure the nanny does the school run from here to eternity?
And can we move this into Classic threads please so we can all revisit it at leisure whenever we want to reassure ourselves that we haven't done the most embarrassing thing anyone could think of?
And LL - thank you for brightening my day.

Ah don't worry LisaLisa - your DCs will get over it. Simply tuck DDs skirt into her pants and trail loo roll out the back of DS's trousers tomorrow.

ROFL Blazing

I do like the idea of "Claire Verity is Pants" campaign

Have you considered cutting their sandwiches into bra shapes tomorrow?

So, you've sat and read through a whole 200+ post thread on knickers that you havent participated on and we need to get a life????

How weird are you???

I've heard Siberia is nice at this time of year, lisalisa.

And you thought a suspected heart attack was the worst thing that was going to happen to you this week??? (Hope you're OK btw.)

This has made me laugh so much...