I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

[lisalisa]

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oh lisalisa, i am pmsl.

what to do? personally, i would yank the kids out of school, move house, leave the area and start afresh. but thats a OTT reaction lol.

Hey, LadyVic, how is the patient?

is there any kind of 'witness protection scheme' for this kind of thing?

The schools going to check your childrens lucnh boxes everyday for used undergarments!

They will see the funny side of it!

Helloooooo!!! Coooeeeee!

Does anyone else want to look at me?

Oh, dear.

I'm afraid I can't fuck things up royally help any more than I have already done.

is this a joke lisa?

Thanks for giving us all (including my DH and DD) the best laugh we've had in ages! You could always say you're writing a story on the perils of motherhood (well, you have done, it's on here!) and you thought the scenario you were thinking of was just too far fetched so decided to try it out ... Failing that you could just take the wind out of the girls' sails on Saturday by giving them a big bag of undies to try on! (If I can think of anything actually helpful I'll post again later!).

i really cannot believe 'pooey stuff'
I would have to leave home!

Well Hunker, I think your work here is done....

I read the beginnings of this thread this morning and have justgot back to it. lisalisa you have really cheered me up, I am laughing so much I've had to cross my legs!

you need one of these

you could say that you were baging up things to put in the bin and these were in a bag you forgot and put the in it by accident ....

...say you did it on purpose to cause a stir ...

... as for the girls hang knickers around the house and make it into a knicker party...hmmm maybe not that sounds odd

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time, thank you.

Not sure what you can to sort it out though, but keep your head high

I think I'd have to have reconstructive surgery and say dh/dp had left lisalisa and you were his long lost cousin/sister/aunt etc... who'd come to take over her role.

Oh this is mortifying, the sort of thing I'd do

pmsl! sorry!

i was having problems with my tumble dryer once, the drum had stopped turning. i finally got the man in to fix it, expecting it to cost a fortune...or much tutting, sucking of teeth, chin rubbing, shaking of head and "it'll cost ya".

i was already prepared for those immortal words "fer what itll cost to fix this you'd be better off buying a new one".

so im standing around, trying to watch what he does so i dont get conned and he finally comes up from behind the dryer looking puzzled and strangely nervous.

"well in all my years fixing these things love" he says "ive never come across this problem before".

my heart sunk. "can you fix it?" says i.

"oh yes, its fine now...these were wrapped around the fan, you'll be wanting them" he cries with victory..pulling out my black lacy thong.

hope it makes you feel a little better.

Oh, LisaLisa - you do realise that this is going to end up in Morningpaper's round-up, and saved as a classic thread, don't you?

I am desparately trying to think what I would do to retrieve the situation....and I can't think of an answer.

You will have to brazen it out with the school, and perhaps apologise to DS and DD - tell them what happened and that you had been trying to save him from embarrassment by making the phonecall and it all went wrong.

Then wait outside the school with an Uzi and take out any child who comes out sniggering.

Tha adults will all take it in thoer stride after a good laugh!

PMSL this has cheered me up no end lol
sorry for you embarrassment lisalisa

And...if you want to know you're not alone in the 'exposed and embarrassed' position:
yesterday was my birthday. As I was off to join the gym I didn't bother to have a shower, and was having a quick top and tail wash

Our bathroom is directly ahead 0f the front door at the top of the stairs. In the pre-school run hurry I suddenly heard a male voice in the hall booming 'cake delivery for the birthday girl'...and there in the hall, with DS holding the door open was a delivery man from Konditorei and Cook with a clear view of me stark naked with one leg up in the basin scrubbing my feet!

i'll never be able to tell my kids again with a straight face that "there's a treat in their lunchbag today".

And i thought 'what is in your child's packed lunch' threads had died down!!!

This has been sooo funny - but I am blushing for you while laughing

oh lisalisa!!!

oh dear!

I think you'll see from my post of 11.22 that I said all along that Hunker's idea was a bad one

I like the telling everyone you were chucking them out idea, and telling everyone they were the nanny's idea.

oh deary deary dear

I suppose the alternative to LVoC v sensible leave the country suggestion is to pack a pair every day until it becomes routine.

Oh I'm so sorry, I can't add anything practical, but really feel for you (mostly in my stomach muscles which hurt from laughing so much...!)