I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

[lisalisa]

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if i were you i would tell your son they were really the nanny's knickers

Plastic surgery?

Have the kids adopted?

Emigrate?

This is sooooo the funniest thread in ages.

Have you got a swimming pool LisaLisa?! Wow..

PMSL.. this is the sort of thing I do.

lisalisa, tell him if your really luck that you might put dh pants in with his lunch tomorrow

Oooh noooo....

You poor thing

Don't go to school in the morning

In fact, enrol the kids in a different school

ROFL & PMSL at the same time

I'm sorry Lisa buts thats sooooo funny - poor you thought of course

Have you thought about moving house?

Leave the country immediately. It's the only way.

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......fake your own death......

start home educating!

Your poor children

i will try to think of something more helpful, promise

I think you may have to wear a veil over your face when picking up for the rest of DS's school career.

Thanks for a fantastic story!

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oh lisalisa LOLOLOL

so funny you poor poor thing

I'm sure I'll do something like this one day...

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well lock up your undies for starters

oh no poor you lisalisa. We all had a good giggle and was waiting for him to tell you something funny from the days adventure! BUT THAT is so embarrassing. Teacher and all the kids seeing them, it cant get any worse!!!!!

i think you have to sit down tonight and explain you didnt deliberately put those kegs in your sons bag, he obviously thinks there was a reason for it, it could scar him for life.

OMG, this gets better worse as the day goes by. I think you should pul your kids out of that school and send them to another one effective immediately.

Either that or employ au pair/nanny for morning shift and come to the Christmas meet-up and drink lots of mojitos with us and we can all have a good laugh.

drink lots then you will find it funny....

...well until the morning anyway!

He he he he !!!!

We're they still there after school?

Yes you must come to the Xmas meet-up so we can take the piss bigtime sympathise with you and help you get over it.