mumsnet gossip.....update wanted just for custardo who has amazed the universe by missing it all despite being here everyday thank you

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faces dont fit
clicks
trolling
stompin off

i hear coddy has gone dont know why( do tell coddy/jane whoever you are) - ks went - i know that one - traceyp went as she felt the mn tone was being lowered - anyone else go?

anyone brave enough to point out the clicks to me?

there was a "why are you all so quick to condemn" - that i nearly nearly got what was going on - but didnt quite - as like all of these threads inc. " am off" types they always refer to the "other" thread - not naming it.

any other gossip?

thanks v. much in anticipation

pph and I are going to meet up
I will talk to her.

Blimey me thinks this site is getting hard to keep up with lately.

Just wanted to say that I find coddy very funny. Only once have i objected to one of her messages and i told her so, she apologised and that was that, no falling out or having a row, can't see why others (no one in particualr by the way) can't do the same.

Just because you may not agree with someone doesn't mean you have to fall out about it and dissapear.

I would use my hoover naked if it would thrill you?

oh bring back doormat so me and her can do some naked hoovering

Oh Marina, what a horrible thought! and I was just about to have lunch

its only because I still ahve some detention stickers nutty.

omg, dont tell me I am on the same wavelength as the 'orribl cod

Custy, shhhh... don't spill the beans.

Pph, want to go and find saucy pics of basil brush with ,me?

LOL Coddy

hey! sn!

here he is packing to go on a dirty weekend with me at the doncaster travelodge lou, will that do you?

I love BB
have a cuddly one upstairs that my granny made m by hand!

Throb....

Coddy that is disgusting!

Huh. He's got nothing on the 64 Zoo Lane crocodile who sounds like Alan Rickman.

why disguysting?
it took her hours - lo of memories witht hat BB

crocoldies

shudder

if you search google for "hardcore basil brush" no images come up I'm afraid, Lou

think your dh wil find htat intersting!

ive never really spoken to you coddy except about electric sweepers - how bizarre considering we are veterans.

there is a newer wave of mnetters and thats why its kicked off, those of us who have been here ages n ages have done this already. however i am not bored like pph, rather morbidly intrigued as one is with roadkill ( not a metaphore but rather the literal)

but watch yer cocks ladies as these posts are here forever more. just hte other day soupy reminded me of the good old fighting days. it will come back to haunt you.

still we have no absolute references. how bum

and ANOTHER thing, coddy, it is very suspicious that you could type perfectly well as Jane 103 but now that you are back as the wallop it is like trying to decipher code. WHY WHY WHY?

passive aggressive, I reckon

it was veeery hard

Take safe search off google pph. Failing that what about rod hull and emu?

how do you know who is new and who is old

PMSL at this thread .. can't help agreeing with PPH's eminently sensible words .. its all getting so boring

and in a straight-talking way I'd just like to say .. some people are getting up their own ar$es about the preciousness of posts and the 'lets all have a group hug' comments (I'm not American .. no offence to American MN'ers I like sarcasm and wit) .. this is an online forum FFS if you don't like a post, then post your own opinion in response .. don't get all hurt and wilted

I have had no sleep so that probably makes me a bit more straight-talking than normal