The 'nothing but the truth' thread

[Twiglett]

come over here

let me be honest with you

g'wan post something

if you dare

At a vet clinic

South, if it makes quote of the week i'm going into hiding

God I'm sorry Nutterly but it's a grower. It's getting funnier every time I look at it.

black shoes on all preschool girls make their feet look like boats....

coco why did you leave your kids at a vet clinic?

It makes me laugh remember it, but it also shames me so much.. How on earth did I not realise?!
Dim person alert

I am not really WaynettaSlob

Definitely quote of the week for me.

Also liked the "stroll around the garden" one. I must admit I do a fair bit of strolling as well. But I dont sniff my noonoo. I draw the line there.

Surely The Dog Incident is too long for quote of the week? [hopeful face]

I really don't stroll my garden very often, maybe I should

I got a new mobile at the weekend and set the alarm on it to pick ds1 up from school, (not that I would forget). It rang in the playground with 'school' on the screen. I answered it. After the third' HELLO'? and pushing random buttons, I remembered and said 'No, it's not a good time to talk.. See you later.'

@ coco

I didn't mention a vet, though our hamster did die this week. I left them at home and I stayed overnight in London.

If I am walking on my own and maybe a bunch of rowdy teenagers are ahead I pretend to be on my phone. This happened last week but then the phone rang while I was already talking

Oh I like these phone stories.

Sorry to go on about it Nutterly but your dog post is so beautifully phrased, the information flows out so tenderly. And I'm laughing as much as 'UCM is that you?' now. (Respect, UCM)

LOL

The UCM moment still makes me smile. Poor UCM.. that's never gonna die

That's true, no matter how pretty it was, that's right....it's not going to die.
D'you see what I did there?

I think half of you are bonkers.

But I'd never say so.

oh...

And I type out some really REALLY blunt advice and comments but delete them all because I don't think you could handle it in the spirit intended. I think you'd get mad. And I don't want to fight.

Similar to MTPW...

I type some pretty harsh things that I really want to say but I realise that I will be called to explain, questioned, berated, contradicted etc etc.

So I dont bother posting as it would take too much time and effort to reply to the subsequent posts - I sooo admire those who can post and walk away without feeling the need to reply to the replies.

I'm working on that one.

The last 2 posts aren't aimed at us on this thread specifically are they?

heehee...Paranoid????

Yeah!!

I really do have pixies in my flange.

NO!!!

(maybe)

NAH, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE [shaking head emoticon]

(maybe)