The 'nothing but the truth' thread

[Twiglett]

come over here

let me be honest with you

g'wan post something

if you dare

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Go on then, Twiglett - darers go first iirc

lots of glycerine hand cream and socks over the top. sleep like that or forever be shamed with monster munch feet

Lol yeah, I work at a vets

Although in my house, random anythings on the table are far too common!

the one next to where you write your farkin messages numbnuts where it says Emphasis

or just put at front and at end of word

My feet are also rather pickable at the moment.

My secret is terrible and I only told my mum about ity recently

i like

ps fark you farkhead thanks twig sweetie

am 35 years old and still suck my thumb at bedtime, whilst trying to wean my 1 yr old of his dummy, what a hypocryte

Oh I see you do it like this. Is it a new fing?

My best mate suckd hers and sniffs her noo noo.

the strikeout feature makes me feel slightly tourrette like though

C'mon then what are peoples secrets? I don't know any..racking my brains to make me sound interesting secretive honest!

Whatis it for ex\actly?

DS did have a farking McDonalds in the end, and I don't care

exactl y

ares

nutterly

i did have secrets but i post them on here all the time

what happened to your name SEA?

I have a packet of fags hidden in the top drawer

Thank god dh doesn't put clothes away

come

at this particular moment in time I am feeling paranoid

excuse last random message, brain and fingers arnt matching at the moment

i'm a little the worse for wear!

oh so this is how you do it Fucks sake is that it?!?

oooh, MegaLegs a fellow, digit sucker, are there any more secret suckers out there?