The 'nothing but the truth' thread

[Twiglett]

come over here

let me be honest with you

g'wan post something

if you dare

Other secrets?

Hmm.. I still have to jump into bed incase something grabs my feet from under the bed I'm such a loser

the strikeout thing is daft hurts my eyes a bit.

i had a turn and my name went wobbly

i suck 6 week old ds2's nose for kicks to clear snot

Dh has to run up the stairs at night he's 6' 5"

I work at home and when stuck I sometimes
pop and have a wank stroll round the garden. And I did so today. Even though we have builders in.

Shhhh.

And does that unstick you toots?

PMSL at nutterly's secret

I've stopped using Lenor because people on here seem to think it's the Devil's Semen.

If I'm honest, I have no idea why it's wrong though. (It just used to make it easier not to iron, so I miss it a bit)

oh tutter my stomach had just settled after reading your frankly too graphic other thread .

'Sucks her thumb and sniffs her noo noo' Is she double jointed?

Hahahahahaha! Yes, the sunflowers are lovely the echinacea is hanging on in there.

I have many many secrets that I can share, but the dog one is the one that makes me most I just thank everything I can that no-one saw me, or I'd NEVER live it down!!

Good job I previewed that post, I'd put [wank]

ah now you see coco - that was my first thought when she told me she liked to sniff her noonoo. Noonoo is simply a bit of her old brushed cotton pillowcase from when she was a child

Do we need some managing here Twiglett or do you think this thread will work best with benign neglect/radical non-intervention?

hehehehehe soooo sorry, sea

I think I am amongst drunkards. Please sober yourself up by adding your opinions to my compo thread in legal/money matters about a 3cm too big sink. Damn it's eyes 'tis a fascinating read.

I'm scarily sober sadly

Nothing but the truth?

I think Britney Spears looks like shit.

Farkin hell I keep reading NutterlyUts post about the dog and hysterically laughing. It was funny ENOUGH that you were talking to a dog [snigger], then it turns out you were telling it it was "pretty" [snort] but the killer is "that's right... it was dead" [dissolves into hsterics again].

i do too auntjet, i can picture it

In my defense, talking to critters at work is normal.. but talking to dead ones isn't

Oh, can everyone make sure Aloha doesn't see this? I don't really want my stupid moment to become widespread

Nutterly it would be very brilliant to hear 'scarily sober sadly' said by someone who thought they could get away with saying it but had actually had a few.

I've just read your dog post again and am also struck by how it's udderly hilarious. Where is work, pray?

let's make it quote of the week

Megalegs, great minds.....

Nothing but the truth... I flew to London yesterday to see Prince, leaving dc's overnight for the first time, and I didn't miss them!