Swagger Inn 147 - Theresa may (see what I did there?) be a difficult woman, but we're all easy (ylt) in the Tav........

[FancyFancy]

All welcome - but bring your own supplies

For Letus

My brand new popcorn machine seams to be broken

London in January? Cold, wet & dark

The best sales are usually very soon after Christmas - later on there's only the dregs left. You can get cheaper theatre tickets in January & early February though

Can't say I'm that tempted to go in January, if it were for a wench meet up it would be a different matter

I'm watching NCIS then I'm off to the hayloft

Not to worry wicked you don't need a machine - just but the corn in a pan with the lid on and some oil, heat the corn and listen to it pop... Just keep the lid on until it's done... And Fancy has pretty much summed up London-in-January there.

I have been booking concert tickets - hurrah and train tickets to London (different events)

Here's some FAF.... (taking aim at LetUs's work twats)

Thank you for describing how to make popcorn Helen, I had no idéa

Hurrah indeed helen - who are you going to see? Not doing some stalking are you after not satisfying your curiosity recently?

Kate Rusby is on tour later this year - I'm sure that's not the answer you were after though.

I need to do sarnies. #tedium...

Phwwwoooooaaarrrrrrr!!!! Thanks Helen. Just need them to pop by the office Whenever they're ready. Soon though. Very soon pleaseandthankyou.

Hayloft for me.

he might be a bit knackered after his hard ride this afternoon , although to be honest his powers of recovery are pretty amazing

Well I'll have fun trying to revive him letus

Morning.
Urgh. work.

Nothing to see here, I'm just off to the BoringOfficeJob

Oh - look outside at the weather everyone!

Morning wenches.

And now you look like you need reviving Fancy

Hope you're getting better Badderz.

Oh, I see that Helen has left for BoringOfficeJob. Yes, I think I also need to leave for work soon too.

Have fab days everywench. Don't get blown away if it's windy where you are.

I do letus, wonder who could help with that?

Your man Jonnie said he'd help you Fancy. He's just been for a run so he's quite sweaty. Hope that's not a problem?

Not a problem letus, not a problem at all

Hello wenches.

Horrible, horrible day. I'm so cold. Where's summer??

Well, I was really motivated to carry on with my clearing out moving stuff around and now I've put my back out picking up some crockery.

Athos is on his way Apes

Sweden's national day today. Mum and I have visited a place nearby with old buildings etc, in the olden days people used to come there to drink the water. It's really pretty and really Swedish looking. We had a little picnic with us but there's also a cute café and a restaurant there.

Glad you had a lovely day with your Mum WW.

Oh gosh, this back's really bad, I think I've trapped a nerve. I've done an online food shop but I've had to do it standing up and angling my screen as I can't sit on the computer chair. On the bright side doing things standing up uses more calories. I'll leave you with that thought!

Evening wenches.

What a fecking miserable day! Blowing a gale and pissing it down. Flaming June my arse!

Happy Sweden Day Wicked! Those pictures look lovely.

I do hope Helen has had a good day at work

Has Athos done the trick Apricot? Some gentle standing up manoeuvring?

Poor Apes

Ooooh - look! wicked has that bright shiny 'sun' thing in the sky! And no rain!
Oooooh!!!!

We had torrential/horizontal rain at BoringOfficeJob and the phones were ringing off the hook. Still, busy is better than bored.
I'm going to spend this evening snuggled in the cwtch cupboard, playing guess the HBF by groping about (Apologies in advance to LetUs )

Sorry about your back Apricot Hope it doesn't keep you awake tonight (that's Athos's job).

Where is Fancy? is she still being revived? (Totes a euphamism.)

I love the Toy Story aliens

Love your game Helen! If you hear a high-pitched "oh I say", that's probably me.

DS2 has massively had one on him tonight. Exhausted.

I seem to be watching something called Nate and Jeremiah By Design. I've already heard "so what's your dreamscape" and "that will make the room pop". I love it already

Also, JUST SEEN THE POLDARK TRAILER!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Demelza seems as wonderfully bolshy as ever, George is a smarmy nasty bastard, and Poldark is swoontastic!

The couple whose house it is are having a kitchen and living room revamp. They have a "very tight budget" of $30,000. What the fuck would be sizeable?