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Zombie's Journey - A Wedding, A Final Christmas and Planning for a Wake

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IamtheZombie · 16/12/2016 08:19

Previous thread is HERE

ZombieLad gets married today. Hats on and champagne at the ready!

A week today he and ZombieLass arrive to spend Christmas with me. It will be the Best. Christmas. Ever.

There have been no miracles so my remaining days keep ticking away. Life is for living. Death is not to be feared. Wakes are for celebrating.

Please join me.

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cozietoesie · 21/12/2016 14:32

.....festive dirndls....??

Speak for yourself! Grin

ImtheChristmasCarcass · 21/12/2016 14:45

The EMTs gave me Fentanyl (intra-nasal) when I shattered my ankle due to transport issues. I had to be gurney-ed a quarter mile over ice then a 3 hour ambulance ride on icy roads to the nearest hospital. Anyway, I really liked the Fentanyl. It got rid of the pain but didn't 'zonk' me out. It actually made me feel a bit 'euphoric'. I hope it affects you the same way. I can't really 'do' Morphine as it makes me nauseous and makes me really loopy.

I'm glad they're moving fast for you, Z.

Fid look into these:
www.reversiblerooms.co.uk/temporary-door-lock-by-templock/

Fiderer · 21/12/2016 15:18

Thanks Carcass - (things you only say on MN Grin ) Too late for now but will invest for next summer/Christmas.

It's such an odd feeling and I don't think I'm being oversensitive. He hasn't lived here for 5 years and yet still insists on this odd reclaiming/asserting"It's my house" every time I go on holiday. No it fucking isn't legally, ask my SHL. And it's your children's home, arsehead.

I'd rather enjoy Christmas than waste time being sour and bitter and pissy about the house. If they want to clean the windows while they're here, go on then. And the oven could do with a clean too.

cozietoesie · 21/12/2016 15:33

I'd put a spoke in his wheel and stay home - but that's another thread. Wink

iklboodolphRedNoseReindeer · 21/12/2016 16:51

Put pine cones & conkers under the bottom sheet & in the duvet Grin

Allalonenow · 21/12/2016 16:54

Or a snappy mousetrap half way down.... Oooohhhhcccc!!!! Xmas Grin

ImtheChristmasCarcass · 21/12/2016 16:59

No it fucking isn't legally, ask my SHL.

If this is true, why is he still allowed access? I'm not asking in an accusatory way, but if the deeds have been changed I would think you would be able to change the locks.

Mummylin · 21/12/2016 17:37

Glad so much stuff been sorted today Zombi Did you get your package ??? ( nosy ) not long now until your visitors will be here !!!
Fid I think that's awful you have to put up with that.

BathshebaSnowflakeStone · 21/12/2016 18:05

The DC have broken up. DS2 (suspected ADHD) was high on chocolate cake from the Christmas party. I made him lie on the sofa with his tablet and he fell asleep! Xmas Grin

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 21/12/2016 18:16

Zombie the brilliant poetry was ikl and Allalone, not me Smile

Very pleased about all your developments and glad you are getting such prompt attention.

Fid what utter shit, definitely do the mousetrap!

I'm with cozie on the festive dirndls Grin

iklboodolphRedNoseReindeer · 21/12/2016 18:43

Right. I'm knackered & me fingers are raw but I've run us up 300 of these :

iklboodolphRedNoseReindeer · 21/12/2016 18:46

And these for any gentlemen of the phalanx. (Have we got any?)

Zombie's Journey - A Wedding, A Final Christmas and Planning for a Wake
PacificDogwod · 21/12/2016 20:01

Oh, sorry, he actually would prefer a dirndl, if that's ok?! Grin

Fid, what a pisser! You are right in not giving him the power to piss you off too much Thanks

All you lyricists on this thread: are you on glue? Or have you nicked Zombie's Good Drugs?? Grin

Zombie, sounds like a plan. I cannot wait for ZLad to arrive, and I don't even know him! And won't see him but that's beside the point. I really hope you'll have an enjoyable Christmas with him and your new DiL. Have you met her before? Oooh, I am so excited!

Fiderer · 21/12/2016 20:18
Grin

Sorry for putting a dampener on the Phestive Phalanx - but have good news! Finally THE letter from the court stating what I have to pay for the divorce. Last letter was "Pay this" and my lawyer did his "Yes but" and it's going on for months. And 6000 forms. He's a grumpy old sod but ...

The now officially court-decreed amount is 40% less than the original demand Grin There is a caveat that once it's through there may be costs once it's through (aren't there always?) But I have to fork up starting 1 Jan so any reduction welcome esp at that time of the year.

Am finally looking forward to Christmas Grin

PacificDogwod · 21/12/2016 20:19

Congrats, Fids!
It IS good new, right? Wine

OhTheRoses · 21/12/2016 20:24

Oh God, MIL arrives tomorrow, I've upset dd. Again. She's deeply offended; she'll probably hurt herself. My fault. Roll on Christmas. Not sure what more I can do to try and get things right and never male a mistake.

Fiderer · 21/12/2016 20:26

Am so relieved. There are only 4 payments up front and they were €1000 a month which considering I work part-time and feed the Gannets and my translation work has dried up, was a bit "holy fuck".

Am sure there will be lost more financial wrangling next year but for now, sigh of festive relief. And the Gannets all helped and the house looks good. Too good for Arsehead, should have left the dust & grime.

PacificDogwod · 21/12/2016 20:28

You could get the darling offspring pee on the toilet seat and not clean it up....?

Or I could send over my little DSs who will provide that service for free.
Sigh.

Fiderer · 21/12/2016 20:34

He made a point of asking me to leave the heating on this year cos I turn it down to minimum when we're not here. I may forget. And he has no idea how to work it. And it's -8 °C outside.

cozietoesie · 21/12/2016 20:35

A 40% cut? Grin

solittletime · 21/12/2016 20:36

zombie I'd advise having a system to remember when you put the patches on. A dot on the calendar or something. Once zlad gets there and you are caught up in other things you'd be surprised how easy it is to loose track!
I know you have no clue who I am I've often lurked.
I'm sure the patches will bring relief. Nothing to do with giving in, why be in unnecessary pain? Well done for being practical.

Allalonenow · 21/12/2016 20:42

40 hours (approx!!!)

Fid that's abominal that you have to allow him into your home, how does he know when you are going away? Are you supposed to inform him?

ikl great costumes!! Not quite Heidi though but!! Xmas Grin

Zombie excellent that the GP is on board, they are the gateway to so many services.
Even though the bed won't arrive yet ZombieLad can help you make space for it, so you will feel more positive.
You will soon get those patches doing the job properly, so you can enjoy Christmas.

Allalonenow · 21/12/2016 20:45

Fid Bleach in the shampoo and clingfilm over the loo?? Xmas Grin Xmas Grin

Fiderer · 21/12/2016 21:04

Am v appreciative of all your comments and support. Feel like I've been holding my breath for so long for this ruling and really expected it to come after Christmas, so it would have been hanging over me.

Now I'm going to surgically remove FidGirl's mobile from her (PD approved) because she's been on it for 2 hours and we get up in 5. Then when we get to my Mum's, I can have bacon and mushrooms for breakfast

Allalonenow · 21/12/2016 21:06

Happy Landings Fid