Swagger Inn Thread 136 - Series 3 Finishes - wenches wail piteously, don black crepe and mourn the lack of Musketeers on screen

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... then we just carry on jabbering and perving, and rewatching, and, well business as usual. Apparently there are plenty of thighs on display at the Olympics.

elk - you're obviously in a naice campsite!

In Olympic news: GB have won 2 bronzes today & Italian & French swimmers continue to be hot despite lacking wench required levels of hair

poop. gymnast go splat.

oh dear haven't got to that bit as am still horribly behind & have paused to watch rugby 7s. Not going well

Rugby not going well either - onto hockey now.

Urgh. bleurgh. FFS, stupid Olympics...

Oh dear women's 7s didn't go well, did it?
DC are off to pils later and Am taking mum to town today
Much washing to do as usual
Nice job helen...keep up the good work X

Morning all! I'm now in panic mode, DH wants all packing done and cases weighed tonight so he can cut the lawns tomorrow morning.

I got an urgent appointment with the dentist yesterday and wouldn't you believe it as soon as I put the phone down the pain went away! I've got antibiotics anyway in case it comes back. It will.

I've now cut my index finger on some foil and can't type do anything with it.

Haven't got time for the Olympics as we have DGS today (and yesterday). Off to take him to the park now to wear him out.

Have a good day all!

Morning wenches

Am catching up on last night's action - nothing to report yet

I've not seen ANY of the Olypubs - waaaahhhhhh!

Have noticed that epic typo but it made me laugh so it's staying

I have been competing in an Olympics of my own & have won the gold for Sleeping. 12 hours!!! God, I look about 30 today .

Arf at sparks.And I'm jealous of all the sleep. Babymouse came in at 1am and then got me up by jumping on me repeatedly at 7.

Best of luck apes, with the packing and boy wearing out.

I have a medical appointment for toddler. Full body x ray as he's apparently short. Mr M is 5ft10 and I'm 5ft2. It's unlikely our kids will be giants. Well, BM is quite tall. Almost the same height as TM. Some rogue genes must've gotten in there somehow.

Both my boys have growth spurts mouse
They seem to stay the same for ages then grow 10cms in 6 months
Maybe TM is due a spurt? Taking mine to get their feet measured tomorrow...eeep!
Spent far too much in town on random shite
I blame Lakeland
I bought new pegs! And a new sharpie laundry marker for new uniform I refuse to sew on labels. Fuck that
Also bought more savlon for my burn which is turning nicely manky
Hope you have a fab hols Apes X
Hope elk is enjoying herself!
I also bought some bath bombs so feel a bath coming on...

Also...rowers. Nice.

Nice indeed badders. There are swimming heats on atm & the women's team gymnastics final on later - am really looking forward to that.

Mmmmmmmmm

Ribs???
Ffs
I can't even type due to lustful thoughts

Apricot - well done on MrA for volunteering to do all the packing Hope it's going ok.

I am being summonded to help with Minecraft.

Evening all.

Caravan is pretty tiny cool elk but sadly we are going home tomorrow. Lol at naice campsite. Feckin londoners eh... Whereabouts are you, roughly speaking?

After 10 days on the beach, I look about 50 sparks

Hope apes and other holidaying wenches are having fun.

mouse that xray sounds a bit bonkers to me tbh...I wouldn't worry if I were you. That was the good thing about having ds in spain...once you pop the kid out, they leave you utterly alone. No making you stress over percentiles and weight or any of that stuff...

What is on the olypubs tonight fancy, anything good?

SPLASH!!!! THUD! THWACK!!! BOING!
(that's been on Olypubs tonight so far )

Well madame - am watching the women's team gymnastic finals atm - looks unlikely that we will get a medal unless lots of others fall off the apparatus. We have been pretty good though. Have taped the women's synchro diving so no news from that from me yet.

pfft. silly Olympics.

Oh - was playing transformer Top Trumps with DS yesterday - thought of TeamA also decided we need a Musketeers Top Trumps. Wenches - go! (haven't got the time to work on that idea myself just now, but FAFness can't be a scoreable item or we'd never agree )

Well Aramis must be the top Musketeer for charm surely?

Scores out of 100 (can't be arsed with different max scores for different attributes)

Aramis
Charm 98
Sharp shooter 95
Self restraint 10
Alcohol tolerance 80
Eye Rolling 15

Athos
Charm 40
Sharp shooter 65
Self restraint 40
Alcohol tolerance 95
Eye Rolling 80

Dog
Charm 70
Sharp shooter 75
Self restraint 25
Alcohol tolerance 30
Eye Rolling 40

Porthos
Charm 60
Sharp shooter 75
Self restraint 80
Alcohol tolerance 30
Eye Rolling 50

Trev
Charm 40
Sharp shooter 40
Self restraint 80
Alcohol tolerance 50
Eye Rolling 95

You got the score for Athos charm wrong!! That would be 100 from me!! But for balance we'll say 80!

See Exhibit A.

The charm mark is average charm. I don't dispute that Athos can be very charming when he wants to be. But most of the time he doesn't want to be, so he gets a lower mark

This is true.... But he was charming even when sulki y with wine.

Haha. Brilliant Fancy. Therefore I deduce....Aramis wins GOLD