Swagger Inn Thread 136 - Series 3 Finishes - wenches wail piteously, don black crepe and mourn the lack of Musketeers on screen

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

... then we just carry on jabbering and perving, and rewatching, and, well business as usual. Apparently there are plenty of thighs on display at the Olympics.

Tin foil on the cusion - they don't like tin foil (we used that in the corner that stupid cat started using). Not entirely helpful for it being on a sofa, and might just make him move on elsewhere. We never found a spray that works (tried on that didn't, got another one then didn't use it, I know that Elk uses one. Fancy say look in 'the littler tray' section of MN for advice, and take that cushion away for now as well to get rid of the smell that will prompt him to wee there again. also, how many litter trays do you have - is there a secluded one for him somewhere? (So he has a choice until he's more settled)
Fancy reckons he's probably just stressed by dss being there and being turfed out of 'his' room. Does he have an 'escape' room to hide in? 'Felaway' plug-in might help if he's stressed, you can borrow her base unit?

Sigrid peed on the couch twice when she first moved in and I used something like PissOff, might have been called UrinOff or something and it worked. Also sprayed Feliway in the litter box and also used the plug in kind.

Morning wenches.

Monday urgh.

No other suggestions re PattyTheCat Madame. Hope it resolves soon.

Monday urgh. Have fab days wenches.

We are meant to be on a train in an hour. DH is still asleep. I am not convinced this will happen.

PS - Monday morning cwtch for wenches... and - is it too early? if so...

Hey wenches

Oh so funny with the cat talk!! Very happy that Sigfried is well WW and is helping with PattyCat.

We have had a weekend 'up country' staying with an old med school friend out in the sticks. Went to a country show which had a rodeo. Was quite a culture shock to the city!

Now I've no Olympics to watch I have ventured out and been to a yoga class today and to a new gym. Yoga people all so nice. Feel all squishy and positive with things.

Any news on Tom's tv? And Luke going out with Perrie E little mix ? Not my Luke, 'our' Luke 😂

Thanks for the suggestions all, very helpful, will give them a go!

Safe journey familyhelen

Hmmm, not according to the Mirror comtesse!

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/perrie-edwards-wants-go-speed-8679052

Glad you're having a fab time, sounds lovely there. God, Id love to visit Oz!

So glad you are enjoying yourself comtesse 😘
Can't help 're cats I'm afraid...asi said...none of mine lasted that long 😞 I'm like the opposite of Dr dolittle Dr kills aLot
Well
The curtain pole and curtains just fell down in the boys tv room
That's interesting.
Why does this shit always happen when dh is aWay!?
Sod it. We will do without til he gets back
Boys back to school next week - which means I'm back at work!!!!
Argh

Just looking at a bus advert saying,"Take an Aussie home for the best three minutes of your (hair's) life. Comtess, I suspect your new compatriots would be a bit miffed at that

Afternoon wenches. The helenFamily have departed, was lovely having them to stay & finally getting to meet MrHelen & miniHelen. I did think that FancyCat & ScaredyCat were of the same mind until we discovered that one of them had pissed on miniHelen's bag

Lovely pic of Sigrid ww and good luck with PattyCat madame

I was that cuaght up in the Olympics comtess, I didn't notice the Vuelta had started Have downloaded the weekend's stages to watch later.

Have also been out shopping to expand my miniscule limited work wardrobe. Decided I hate most clothes & that trying to find things that look ok on me is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Maybe I need to save all my new earnings & hire a personal shopper so they can then have the hassle of dealing with a brief that's tighter than Tom Daley's teenie-tiny trunks?

two days of solid washing and I'm almost there.....just the rest of the car to unpack now! Bloody hell....I need a holiday to recuperate.

Have not RTFT, but have a parp each

and a parp for teams Dog and P

Oooh wanna go shopping fancy? with my ds should be a blast I also badly need work clothes cos I have got too fat for all my clothes since quitting the fags

Elkerino!!!!!

elk!!!! , sounds like you've earned it & thank you for the pics. Especially teh Aramis one

Thank you madame - suspect it was ScaredyCat, but cats are sneaky buggers, you never catch them at it. It could just as easily have been FancyCat who I strongly suspect is an evil genius.
Shopping sounds like a fab idea - pm me & we could talk dates?

Elky...Welcome home 😘

Hi all.

Hope familyHelen had a good journey. Also that the elk homecoming hasn't been too stressful.

Lovely pics btw Elk

Morning wenches. RBNRM.

Elk 😘😘😘

Did you do your final episodes rewatch MoreLike?

Tuesday. Sigh.

Enjoy your days wenches x

Yes we did, letus! It was fun. Still liked s 1 best.

Enjoying rewatching s3 more than s2 but I think that was because it's newer and I've seen s 2 finale too many times . When i first watched it, especially that courtroom scene, I thought I was going to die of lust

Welcome home, Elk. Did you make it to PPW? Was the eyerolling from MrElk of richter scale levels?

Pretty much sums up my mood today wenches
Have a good one

Morning all.

Have RBNRM, but you'll be pleased to hear that the cat wee seems to have washed out of DS' new The Flash costume except that it was handwash only, and now some of the material-bonded-to-foam has de-bonded so I shall have to do some sewing. Still, could have been worse, could have been my laptop bag #priorities

Had fab but busy day yesterday doing sightseeing. When I say 'sightseeing' what actually happened was an endless route march past various sights "look left... no, you can't have an ice cream yet... look right... no, you can't have an ice cream yet... that's a big building... no, you can't have an ice cream yet... that's another big building... no, you can't have an ice cream yet... look up... no, you can't have an ice cream yet... look over there... no I can't carry you again... look over there.... Yes, you can have that ice cream now... hurry up or we'll miss the train... " Next time DS goes there, we shall spend the day 'doing' something, rather than traipsing endlessly (and rapidly)past the sights, and try to coordinate with other mini-wenches to distract DS from the tedium of spending time with his parents.

We have also been to a place where the life was sucked out of me by by dementors (or I assume that's what happened because I lost the will to live after the first two hours) but on the plus side, I came away with my very own Time Turner, so all my problems are solved re. fitting in work and life and HBFs. (I wish)

Thanks to Fancy for being a fabulous hostess and sorry I took your A-Z away with me I did take it out of my bag, but I think DH scooped it up again in the cat wee /car packing confusion

Hope all wenches are fine - is Patty behaving now Madame?

Morning wenches

Feel strangely bereft with no Olympics to watch - will have to actually be productive FFS.

about the A to Z helen - makes a change from leaving stuff behind which is what most of us seem to do when visiting!

Off to shops to stock up on food, DC back from holiday today & I probably should get enough food to feed them.
Laters