Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

I think it just looks a bit weird because it's really badly photoshopped, shame on you BBC I could do better myself D'Artagnan's arse blends into Athos' leg (fnar...again, AO3 shippers) and it gives him a really provocative stance if you are a gay porn actor

That pic does look weirdly crowded. But I definitely prefer Dog in blue to shit brown. And Porthos' pirate boots are very nice and Aramis in the short coat.

Id be more concerned about where Dog's sword is pointing though Elk.

btw, Philomena Cunk is doing Shakespear tonight at 10pm on BBC2.

That photoshopped one is fecking awful - either my eyesight is failing, or Athos is missing part of his abdomen - look at the gap between Dog's arm & body

I think it's just light reflecting off the leath making it much lighter than the rest. It's Dog's posture that gets me - he looks like someone's trying to dislocate his arm. Where's the resident physio to comment when you need her? fishing her phone out of the toilet

That pic is awful -
Dog looks at though he clutching at Santis cock - hence the sly grin on Santi face

Athos is about to grab the end of dogs sword or have it in his groin

Dog looks as though he can't stand up as he has been rogered

You are sprightly this was created for all the fanfic lovers out there .......

FFS - we just need them looking FAF not gay

Shame tom isn't in blue

I guess black is coz he is now the BOSS

Capt America was good - well lots of fighting and chiselled good looks except for hawkeye who looks even more middle manager than before
I'm knackered so off to bed
Meeting a friend for coffee tomorrow

Posting a JR insult & then running off badders?

She's not daft

Running?
Hahahahaha
hardly darling!
He is such a gimmer!

AND his arrows can't do shit to armour
Just sayin

I assumed you'd be running away from madame! She gets ever so protective over him

Evenin' all

Have to agree that it looks like I've photoshopped that. Absolutely bloody awful.

I like Tom in black. I hope he does lots of masterful shouting at people

Thanks for asking about O Fancy he's been ok. School have been pretty good and done breakfast club and they've done sport all pm. He said the reading paper was quite hard but I think the SPaG was better than he expected as he was dreading it. I've been trying to keep my swearing and anger at a minimum, although was told off at work for having a loud rampage about Nick Gibb.

Roll on tomorrow.

😄

Good to hear the school has been good about SATs comtess, it does make such a difference.

Well as long as your rampage was only about someone & not at them you're doing better than me. I've had to have words with DS twice today. One calm & one very much not. I'm fed up with study leave already And now I'm cross with myself as I forget to set the box to record the Giro tonight. Can catch up tomorrow, but still

Morning!
Mouse...have you seen the assassins creed trailer!?
Looks very good!

Ds2 had his sats this week - school don't make a big deal out of it im pleased to say - they don't really even know they are doing them.
Ds1 will be choosing his options later this year!!!!

I'm going to meet a friend for coffee at 10
It's my wedding anniversary on Sunday - 17 years!

We will have been together 21 years this year
no wonder I want to kill him most of the time

Have a good day wenches

Morning wenches.

Good to hear that wench DC aren't getting too stressed re tests and exams. Pointed out to DS1 that he has 10 (Y9) exams next week and five or six the week after. I don't think he'd realised

Today I would like to lie in the garden with an HBF rubbing sun cream into me and bringing me iced drinks.

Have great days wenches

Morning wenches, really ought to get started on stuff as have friend arriving later today for a couple of nights, but ScaredyCat is stttrrrrreeeettttttcchhhed out on my bed between my legs, on her back so I am stuck here tickling her armpits.

And don't start getting any ideas about rota nights, I'll still manage mine, guest or no guest. We'll just have to be quieter than normal which is a turn on in itself

PS - where is Madame ? We need to know how unpacking etc is going....

I hope a tower of packing boxes hasn't fallen on her
Although it is Thursday, so #everycloud

badders I have seen it and it's made my morning. Love it and the Fass looks FAF. And happy anniversary in advance.

Hey comtess

Good luck to wenchlets with exams.

Urgh BM is in a really bad mood this morning.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Preview is up on the web pages now

I've come over all Monty Python now.

Arse - have 2-hour conference all now.
Laters.

Thank f**k for that. About time too.

It's the preview, not the trailer though, so we have yet more to more
#MyCupOverfloweth with prosecco
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