Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Off to see captain America civil war with ds1
PHWOAR

Ds has now decided to go to see film another time and go in the paddling pool with ds2 :)
Excellent
I can sit in my arse and watch tv :)

Morning wenches. Ooh I need to see Captain America Civil War too.
Moving BM into his own room today.

Scorchio!

Wenches
I have washed every washable thing in my house over this weekend
I'm eyeing up the curtains now

Scorchio indeed badders.
We ate our lunch outside for the first time this year, was lovely

In washing a pair of curtains
Somebody stop me!

Afternoon wenches.

Have ironed. Am melting.

I think DH is going to have to call in the UN Peacekeeping Force when DS1 is doing exams in Y10 and 11. He's only Y9 and we (me and DS1) are having ructions.

Badderz - step away from the curtains

I need HBFs to fan me and bring me iced Pimms.

Afternoon lovelies. It's clearly laundry day in the Tav; I got my summer clothes down from the loft yesterday. Technically they don't need washing as they were clean when I put them away, but they have been six-ish months in a box, so now the flat is covered with clean clothes. Cba to deal with them so am sitting on my arse with a tacky book and a G&T

Lovely laundry vibes
I am watching horrible histories and awaiting chips for tea
YES
CHIPS

cleaning prowess? Yes Mouse but only in virtual taverns. the actual real life side of things is a tip.

I've got 4 loads of wahcing through the machine today though actually one load is still in.

Tart don't say I'm not good to you..... (though I can't believe you haven't seen it yet)

Fuck / fuck me / FUCKADOODLES / fuckkng hell - jeeeeezus that man is waaaaaaaaaY TOOOO Hot

Thank you thank you thank you. am in the floor

Oh
Dog looks half decent in that pic

badders am taking you to spec savers in the morning

that changed on my kindle to "squirts" 😀

Lovely, just lovely. Thank you helen

I have been sitting in the garden with my book and a snuggly cat. It could only be improved by a hbf bringing me an icy cold v&t

Yum - AT on the BAFTAs

Today I have mostly been washing (as per Badders - just about anything washable in the house has been washed) or gardening or generally outdoors.

Still nice day - swallows, swifts and cuckoos; spring is here.

The day's about to get better - here's Hidders

Morning wenches.

Hope all wenches had good weekends.

Thought for the day - do we think "sleeping with" is the most likely term to have been used, pretty much exclusively, by soldiers in 17th century France? As in "I cannot believe you slept with the queen" and " you could have done that by not sleeping with her". Sure there are more examples. Am willing to be told it is, of course.... (Sorry if that counts as plot).

Morning wenches.

No idea MoreLike like with so much in life

Saw Hidders at the BAFTAS. In my head "and a glass of champagne later" sounded very much like an invitation.

It's too hot and my hayfever is off the scale. Where are HBFs with fans and iced drinks when you need them?

Laterz wenches x

Boring question, but can you get a rash with hayfever? DS keeps getting little rashes and the thing that helps most is piriton.

Just because letus mentioned hayfever.

I've never had one from what I can remember but a quick Google says yes. Poor thing - hope the Piriton carries on working.

Morning wenches

Thank goodness for Hidders last night, livening up the BAFTAs. And how could they have cut Dog like that?

Hay fever is just an allergy, so getting rashes would make sense morelike. DD has hay fever at the moment & her eczema flared up a few weeks ago too. Mind you, that may be because of all the new toiletries she's been using, rather than the selection of hypoallergenic stuff we stuck to for years. But she doesn't want to hear that, so denies the possibility vigorously