Swagger Inn Thread 127 - καλωσόρισμα να ο Καπηλειό καθένας

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Come (ylt & nlt) in all wenches who haven't left the country in search of ep 1 some sun. There is ouzo, retsina & metaxa lined up on the bar so help yourselves, but please don't smash the plates, or Captain Trev will have to discipline you.

Oh, and no spoilers please - we're British

IKR fluff?

TM are dank & Aramis is bae

Damn to the right 👍

Evening wenches. Have RBNRM. Have got home, thrown dinner down throat, got changed, and am going out to a gig in nearbynorthernbigcity! Very excited!

Laterz wenches

Have RBNT much other than...

Fab dream LetUs - if slightly unfulfilling

Am immensely proud of Comtess's dedication to wenching though not hanging around afterwards to meet him? I'm sorry Comtess you haven't just let us down, you've let you'reself down too

Hope all house thuss is going well Madame

I am working - can you tell? No, me neither.

Tonight wenches I have simultaneously bathed babyelk, hedrin-ed mlleelk, made 2 beds and cooked a moussaka. Do I win a prize?

And can choose it to be this please

Yes, and yes. Although I'm surprised you have the energy for it after that lot!

Awards to elk for productivity.
Fluff, I'm sure she'll have enough energy to mess up at least one of the beds with Athos.

Well mrElk is now sulking because instead of presenting him with two beautifully polished and well behaved children to kiss before I read them Dick and Jane, kiss them on the forehead and watch them fall asleep, whilst handing him his slippers and a glass of sherry before listening intently to his terribly difficult day and not bothering him with my own inconsequential and no doubt irritating tales of changing 5 shitty nappies in the last hour whilst listening to babyelk inform me in a non-stop scream that she is hungry/tired/wants Bing/won't put pyjamas on, I am actually feeling frazzled, in pain and no I do not want to also hold the baby whilst I make a cheese sauce.

If he wants a 1950s fucking housewife, he needs to invent a fucking time machine, and fucking do one

Helps self to this and closes curtains round the chaise.

Helen, if I catch you sneaking off with him whilst I've got my eyes closed, I'm turning the blow torch on the hayloft 'K?

As if I would?! (though he seems to think it's a very funny idea)

Nope, we're having a threeway. Soz.

I believe Davy is free....

But is, in all likelihood, gay.

brf

That's ok - I had him for long enough to have a quick go at rearranging the place settings before you demanded your threesome. Will snuggle on the chaise with Davy now.

Will you be needing the mobility scooter for afterwards? I can't see you being able to walk anywhere

I'm sure either of them will kiss me better

Due to the lack of hot musketeers I am forced to resign myself watching GofT which is no hardship
Robb
Jon
Jaime
Gendry
PHWOAR

That's fine... But I'm in the hayloft with Lt Race... He's just striping out if his RAF uniform.

Ahhhh....

Can't wait for GOT Bads.

Unlike Elk, I have the opposite problem of a 50's housewife.

Dh is 'working from home ' post operation.
This means: kids perfectly groomed, all homework done, 3 loads of washing and all ironing, and 5 'diy jobs done: mowing lawn, fixing shelf, and dinner prepared,by approx 11.30am.

Normally, I put a load of washing on and sit down to watch an episode of TM's!!!

Tis exhausting, living with mr perfect.

All of this, he does in between fitting in a working 8 hour day.
Tis truely painful, I assure you.

Obs...are you open to loaning him out?

Dh listened to ds2 read and took him into the shed to do some "work"
Didn't bath him though
I am swooning drooling over robb stark....sigh

FFS - inconvenient cat is resting his head on the keyboard as I try to type around him. Daft animal.

Sigh
Now I want lindor

Evening wenches. A shocking lack of AramiSanti this evening, this needs rectifying. Vronsky tonight I think - he's handy with a loofah in the bath I've heard

Although........ it's Tuesday & letus said she was out. It'd be a shame for Aramis to be underemployed this evening & I may as well get properly filthy before my bath.