Swagger Inn Thread 127 - καλωσόρισμα να ο Καπηλειό καθένας

[FancyFancy]

Come (ylt & nlt) in all wenches who haven't left the country in search of ep 1 some sun. There is ouzo, retsina & metaxa lined up on the bar so help yourselves, but please don't smash the plates, or Captain Trev will have to discipline you.

Oh, and no spoilers please - we're British

Glad I'm not the only one who makes involuntary sounds and gasps then LetUs!!

More neighbour disagreements go on over fences than anything else, ya know!

Wotcha wenches! Bored with sending abusive tweets to Soccer Aid now, but they are the only ones left on my TL as I've had to mute everyone else to avoid spoilers. Louise Tomlinson??? Who gives an actual fuck??
Very enjoyable thread catch-up thanks ladies. Highlights were FAF fag-off (for obvious reasons) and Sparks' poster.

I'm afraid I'm a fantatic anti smoker so fag pics make me want to hurl 😖
Bloody well done on giving up Madame!
I will snog you now 😘
Work is a bit stressful as 2 colleagues off sick for 2 weeks why on also coincides with Dh going away next week 😫
Lovely day here - bought some new pants! Calvin Klein dontcha know?
So no news on SA? It's like a tx date for TM...time to get the 🔮 Out!? 😡

Well done on cramming Tom in on your way past London Comtess, Why on earth did you contain yourself though, you never had before , and I'd have paid good money to see his reaction.....although he would probably been the consummate professional and carried on without a twitch.

Turkish promo pic on Twitter is rather phwoooooarrrrrrr. I would say it's teasing rather than spoilerish, but I won't post it just in case.

BUT....Hair and beards def from S3 but S1&2 clothing. Was it's H & Z's day off?.......Discuss

I saw that pic Elk and yes, more teaser than spoiler. I noticed that Aramis is in his S2 costume but with S3 hair as well. What the hell? God, the temptation to watch it is so strong.....

Well, there's SA news if boybands are your thing I suppose

No, no news on SA Baddz. Apart from Louis Tomlinson, if you can call that news. The England team is pretty full but only about 3 so far for ROW. They've had two years to organise it - TWO YEARS!! I don't know if they think this piecemeal releasing of names is supposed to keep people on the edge of their seats, but the reality is that it's just pissing a lot of people off.

Him from X factor!?
What!?

Is he on X-Factor as well? Knew he was in 1D.

Who am I kidding? Like I care about any of them except for Santi. Although Dog & Trev would be some compensation I suppose.

Wenches, I despair. Do you know nothing of popular culture? OD started off on the X Factor

Louis was a semi-pro footballer in his youth & has not long had a baby.

JUST SAYING

An, no.
It's Louis Walsh I was thinking of!
Soz 😁
Still don't know who is he. Quite happy for it to remain that way.

PMSL at Louis Walsh Badders
And excellent and apt cbf from Sparks re Louise Tomlinson having just had a baby. ARE YOU LISTENING CABRERA??

Oh dear god it's now like the worst hangover. Dehydrated like fuck.

Poor me

So. Important Facts.

1. Elk I restrained myself as was in row G so would have had to clamber like Pat Cash over people to go and grab him. Which was the inevitable next stage of my impregnation shout out.

2. A couple of people behind me were on about him being in 'The Three Musketeers'. I nearly lost an eyeball I was rolling them so far back, whilst trying to pretend to former colleague that I thought I knew him from something, was it War and Peace? Perhaps?

3. Apes no I was very late there so missed the private function bit before and then had to leg it to the tube. I confess that although I say nothing embarrasses me in life, I decided I couldn't possibly wait around to meet him. I'd just find it impossible to do without embarrassment of self. Best to run for tube I thought. Though I did get flustered in the Zoe Wanamaker loo and nearly miss the start of the second half. Mostly because of my visceral reaction to the first half especially the kiss.

As Obs might say....

Ooof.

Perhaps my the time Labute finishes 'Reasons to be Pretty Happy' I will overcome this issue and be like the fans in the front row. I don't think I will ever be able to.

4. I really enjoyed the play. Really absorbed by the characters and I just thought he was as marvellous as I knew he would be. I just adore him.

'I must admit I would be amenable to bearing toms progeny fucking'
Oh Badderz you do make me chuckle.

Also love LetUs Thor dream. I'd certainly do a bit of ahem 'treatment' there too.

Comtesse

Also...
Water
Berocca
And take some melatonin tonight if you have any
That's as much as I know on how to help jet lag

that is seen at news? Louise Tomlinson is seen as 'wait fir next week for our BIG announcement'?

What about the announcements for the other 9 ROW players?

Re Fluffs post : 'are you listening cabrera'?

How long is Santi going to be filming in LA? And when is his wife due? Will they have their child in the states? Or fly to South America, or Germany for the birth?
If they are back in Germany, that may increase the chances of him popping over for soccer aid? Santi does love football, majorly, and it is only every 2 years.
Does any of this increase the chances? Possibly not.

Are we allowed to see the new pictures? If it's been agreed that they are non spoiler'ish?

Yes Obs, I'm afraid that Louise Tomlinson is considered big news apparently.
Santi's current filming finishes late May. Good. Baby may well have been born by now, but it'll be in the US as he 's working and it'd be too late for her to fly. In summary, no bloody idea whether he'll be there or not, but he will definitely want to be.

Re: pictures, we agreed that we wouldn't post anything at all in here as one wench's tease is another wench's spoiler. Please let's stick to that as it's about the only safe place on SM at the moment.

1D sparks? Phfftttt, I am assured by DD that 5 Seconds of Summer are the boyband du jour. Only she doesn't call them a boyband as they play their own instruments or something

Agree no pics unless posted by BBC/crew. Like fluff says, one person's tease is another's spoiler.

Hmmm
No pics
Please
Cheers

Oh Fancy you're so down with the kids.