Swagger Inn Thread 126 :TREPIDATION. The wait for 'The Musketeers' S3 is killing us!

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Dr Lemay will suggest a remedy for our angst. More boffing discussions? More re-watches?
We need something to soothe, as we wait for news of Series 3. Is the tonic more wine, cocktails and debauchery?
We're currently surviving on in The Night garden Manager, Jane Eyre and promises of Santi in Soccer Aid.

On we go wenches.......

Why thank you!

Sorry about bees Helen.
Finally Badders, the missing glasses have finally arrived! They look great.

Thank you obs X the optician gave me a bottle of wine and box of chocs to apologise!!
They make me feel all weird though :) like I'm 6 feet tall I wish
Dh was going out tonight with a client but their flight was cancelled this makes me happy :)
Taking mum to Drs tomorrow, then work and then school Easter service and then bed!
Must listen to the magus tonight. Would have last night but had ds2 in with me all night as he felt poorly.

Evening wenches.

Poor bees

Monday's are indeed a shower of shite.
I'm pre blob and feeling like crap and the physio seems to have broken my arse :(

Haven't watched this, but apparently it's a short behind the scenes of

Nice glasses Badders
LetUs - re Mondays, as ever.

"Moderate weather"
God, how in love that man!!

I'm sure I've read that thing about likeing moderate weather then wanting a storm recently, so maybe someone's already transcribed the interview.

Summary - he has a low boredom threshold? Never mind - there's plenty of variation amonsgt the wenches to keep him entertained

Nice glasses badders & you have lovely eyes

I'm on the beers tonight letus, it was a busy day. Care to join me? Or anyone else?

Wotcha wenchypeeps, loads to catch up on so I'm going to channel Comtess and make a list. Here goes:

1. Bloody hell ITNMG is gripping, neither MrElk or I moved a muscle for the entire programme. It needs to win some sort of award. And I am now sold on the idea of Hidders as the next Bond.

1. I have still not listened to The Magus, I've not had TB on my screen or in my ears for aaaaaaages and I fear I might be suffering withdrawal....this can't be safe.

1. Sorry about your arse Badders, I apologise on behalf of the entire profession. I do like your new bins tho.

1. RIP Helen's bees

1. A question for Ariadne re. RTBH....does the blue boiler suit put in a reappearance?

1. Hope the hangover has fallen off by now Comtess

1. Both petitions signed....does anyone else feel like this country has descended into some Orwellian nightmare?

1. McVities dark chocolate digestives are dangerous.

1. Frequently elk

I'd like Hidders as the new Bond too, not sure why so many people say he's too skinny for the role, looks fine to me.

You want to watch you don't get your temptations caught in something there Fancy, dangling them like that

I could see Hidders as Bond.

Good point letus

Evenin'

I thought we could fit this to Athos' Wall... save his legs a bit

1. like the list Elk. Tidy.

2. I have listened to The Magus. Twice now, due to wonders of using Mr C's car for work which has clever Bluetooth thing so can listen to phone download on car speakers.

Magus Sub-list;

A) the character he plays is a dick but even with Tom's 'dickish' inflection I LOVE his voice.

B) he can do an 'Oxford Man' turn very well.

C) Charles Dance is fabulous.

D) TB can make a frankly dull sounding book/play immensely enjoyable.

E) have also listened to Jane Eyre again and giggled at his gypsy turn bit. God he's good.

3. never buy Manomasa Green Olive and Manchego tortillas from Waitrose. You will eat the whole bag. Take this as a warning.

4. I could also see Hidders as Bond.

5. Tory scum are fucking with so many things it's very hard to keep track of the latest outrage.

6. oh poor Bees

7. You look great Bads

8. LOVED the RTBH vid Helen. Classic Tom. Saw no blue boiler suit tho Elk. Hmmmmm.

Ooof Fancy watch where you're dangling..

I could 'make you happy' Tom. Just leave with me on a train to Paris and you won't be worrying about inclement weather or whatever.

Also this. Just for reasons....

I'll make you both happy if you come looking like that.

Nawwwww.....look at those happy smiling faces. They must be watching Lurky's video. Tom is obviously happy because he has the biggest....team.

I do miss the heady days of Tavern literature

I have already fallen into the olive and manchego tortilla trap Comtess, and there is also another deliciously salty snack that I can't get enough of if I let myself......

STOP IT!!! I mean deep fried butter beans....god they're lovely. I'm not allowed near that bit of the Ocado website anymore.

All safely tucked in now wenches you can stop worrying about my dangling.

That foot rest would've come in useful for the wall shag in last weeks ITNM elk

Are you safe to drive when you're listening to TB comtess. Wouldn't you be safer in a taxi? Erm, I mean on a train? No, that's no use either. A bus? there's not much sexy about a bus

Let's think. On a bus there's the long back seat, seats to brace your feet against, poles to hold on to if one gets a bit unsteady on one's feet for whatever reason, there are usually quite a few mirrors...

Night wenches - best end to a Monday x

Fancy...why thank you
Comtesse...nice to see you my welsh temptress
Elk...I have just come over all unnecessary at the thought of you massaging my buttocks
Insomnia is a bitch, isn't it?
Still haven't listened to the magus...must do that later
I started listening to a mindfulness app instead
Ugh. Busy day today. Cosmic.