Swagger Inn Thread 126 :TREPIDATION. The wait for 'The Musketeers' S3 is killing us!

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Dr Lemay will suggest a remedy for our angst. More boffing discussions? More re-watches?
We need something to soothe, as we wait for news of Series 3. Is the tonic more wine, cocktails and debauchery?
We're currently surviving on in The Night garden Manager, Jane Eyre and promises of Santi in Soccer Aid.

On we go wenches.......

< narrows eyes >
Hmmmm ok
I will let you off
Both dc fed and dishes done
Just need to do homework and showers/baths
Ds has made the most beautiful carrot cake in Food tech...it's a thing of carroty beauty 👏

Evening wenches.

Excellent new thread.

The words carrot and cake should not be anywhere near each other in a sentence. A bit like low-fat and ice cream. (I'm sure it's delicious Badderz and a billion times better than the cakes DS1 made yesterday. You could knock nails in with them).

Elk - I watched the Backshall programme. Twice. You weren't lying about HBF were you.

Speaking of HBFs...

I am in full agreement Letus veg + cake = disappointment ime but it really does look nice...I'm sending it out to grandparents to eat
God I can't wait for this week to be over!!

Goodness. We need spirits lifting. And no, I don't mean him and whisky, on this occasion.

Evening. Thank you everywench for the supportive wenchiness about ds. Youre all right. Raaaahh!!! Fuckem!!!! Stupid effing govt!!!!!

Hope everyone is ok. Tomorrow we are going proper up north for the weekend for a 50th birthday party. I hope no one gives me any of that weird gravy on me chips...

Fucking Gove
Madame...he is 6! Summer born by any chance? Handled very badly by the teacher (I had similar when ds1 was in year 1)
What's happening in education really is very worrying - Gove et al want kids to be sat in rows learning dry facts like they did at eton/Harrow
Fuckers

Evening wenches

Back from Governors' meeting, it's a good job we all have sense of humour there otherwise all the levels/inspections/Tory drive for Academisation would send us mad. There was an average amount of eye rolling tonight

I know he's moved on, but I think most wenches will derive some benefit from [[http://games.usvsth3m.com/slap-michael-gove/ this]]. Gwan gwan gwan gwan, it's make you feel much better.

Bollocks, link fail

This also makes me feel better. That and the fact it's Thursday

Agree with all the wench rage re SATS, but the secondaries can't completely ignore the KS2 SATS as their own progress data will be judged against the levels the children attained at KS2.

Ah excellent new thread.

Gvm't is shit at rather a lot. How TF did they get in??

Anyway liberal sprinkling of decorative adornments.....

and a few more, cos it wold be rude not to......

If we're posting stuff so as no to be rude....

I like to be polite

Your manners are impeccable letus. And inspiring

Morning wenches.

How very polite of you too Fancy.

It's Friday at flipping last. Are illing wenches feeling any better?

I shall continue to be polite.

Oh LetUs, that right hand one... < drifts off >
And you know I always like to be polite (I do, I really do) so here's some more decoration

Excellent x-post LetUs !!

Why thank you Fluffy.

Really we should say thank you to Ariadne for reminding us of the importance of good manners.

Thank you

Morning wenches

You are right of course letus, we should thank ariadne for reminding us of the importance of manners.

Thank you

In other news I just watched the trailer for Captain America Civil War. OMFG!

< fans letus >

< snuffles in >
Having thought my cold was getting better, at 3am I woke up with my head exploding and producing green/yellow snot by the gallon FMCold AND I was in bed at 9:30 yesterday. There is no justice.
< wails >
< lies on chaise looking feeble and in need of tlc from HBFs #hopeful >
< sits back up due to inability to breath when lying down >
< mainlines olbas oil >
< peers at screen >
FMWork Backlog and Email Mountain
< sobs >

Oh well. Enough wallowing. Hope all wenches are doing better than I appear to be today.

Hope Madame escapes Death by Chips'n'Gravy this weekend.

Well to all wenches done on providing evidence of good manners. < makes effort >

Fuck sake! Just lost a whole post cos of trying to attach too many santi pix. I was just trying to be polite...

Just the one then to be safe. But it is a good one.

letus omfg was it good? Will check it out later. And are you excited about bendydick in dr strange later this year?

ariadne do continue with your liberal sprinklings. We are a pretty liberal group in here, in many senses of the word...

Oh I do like all the politeness!

Helen, that sounds vile. Hope you get better soon.

Nice travels Madame, with chips, and gravy

Hmmm it seems theyve replaced andrew garfield as spider-man with a small child, and hawkeye looks to be hardly in it at all.

letus it's awesome isn't it? Can't wait to go see it. #TeamCap btw. Mr M is #TeamIron

madame I was more excited about Dr strange when Ewan McGregor was supposed to be in it.

< sticks two fingers up at government > they really are a shower of bastards.

Happy Friday wenches.

< sends olbas and whisky chasers to ill wenches >