Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

< snorts chocolate across laptop at Pontipine joke >
< fortunately note is too blocked for snot to join in >

Pontipines and Pottingers or somethign isn't it? < googles >
The Pontipines and The Wottingers there we go. Whoever devised that show was on serious drugs.

Hows the invalid doing Comtess?

Huge PIA yesterday when ds2's dental splint thing came out and had to organise an emergency appt and have got massive more PIA on Thurs for fracture clinic (does weary face at Sparks).

I liked TNM but spent quite a lot of time thinking I could deal with the immoral world of arms dealing and death if I could prance around in a floaty dress with Hidders.

OoohHelen look at that. Great minds.

I cannot BELIEVE you slept with the queen you haven't listened to Jane Eyre yet. It's BRILLIANT. Even if it wasn't Tom. Well no. He makes it brilliant by being sooooo fucking sexy, you entirely understand Jane's besotted sketching of him and her yearning. Oh! Just seen the Jane- Elk link. Duh !

Thanks Apes for The Magus info. Seems UNLIKE TV the radio peeps broadcast pretty quickly once it's recorded. Seems to me that others could learn a thing or two from that.

< Massive BRF at BBC tv johnnies >

OK, someone give me the Jane Eyre link again...

re stupid dental splints and fracture clinics. How's he feeling though?

Evening wenches.

Marginally better day today DC-wise, work-wise not so much. Whatever.

< re-re-stocks Tav medicine cabinet for unfortunately increasing number of illing wenches >

Not watched TNM yet. DH is out so it won't be tonight and he'll pull a face if I watch it without him, and I can't be doing.

Arf at Pontipine . He'd look good in red. Or blue. Or nothing.

< shakes fist at MNHQ >

Can't you send DS1 to the shops for ingredients badders? Think of it as part of the learning process for preparing meals #lazyparentingtips

thank you for checking that pics can still be posted fluff - very thorough of you

Hope the illing wenches are suitably drugged up & will be better soon. I just don't have the patience for them any more, so it's just as well I don't get them as often - must be so old my immune system's come across them all before!

What a pain re dental business comtess, hope the fracture clinic goes ok

Ah letus, I can always rely on you to voice what we're all thinking, top wenching!

He's pretty chipper Helen thank you. Enjoying lots of fuss and attention everywhere.

'He'd look good in red, or blue, or nothing'

^ my thoughts exactly LetUs.

< finds Jane Eyre >

"Necessity compells me to make you useful" he says
< snort >
Me!Me!Me!Me!Me! I'll be 'useful' < ylt > No compulsion necessary on my part, I can assure you

I'm nothing if not gloriously shallow Fancy

TB's voice did lend itself very well to Rochester on the radio. Made me wish it was a longer journey to DS1's sports lesson

< Admonishes Helen >

^ look. It's past 10 o clock. We're meant to tell you off eh.

Plus now you need to go to bed and listen to Tom breathing in your ears. Think I'm off to do that myself actually. Enjoy.

Shallow and consistent letus - you never miss an opportunity for smut or perving. You deserve an award

Elk - I've just started watching that Steve Backshall Venezuela programme. Former Royal Marine HBF - well hellloooooooooo

And you've just proved my point! < is in awe >

I was thinking of demonstrating my 'usefulness' in the Hayloft.

Mr Rochester is currently discussing Art with JaneElk (it's the screening all over again)

Had better call it a night I suppose. Will let Mr Rochester and JaneElk witter on for a bit longer....

"do you find me handsome?"
< hnnnngggg >

LetUs

< oof >
And he's being 'masterful'

This is most entertaining.

Yes helen, bed, now! It's for your own good.

comtesse poor ds2. Does he still have a queue of girls trying to cheer him up?

at pontypine. I am seeing him more as iggle piggle for some reason. With jed as upsy daisy, the shameless bum flashing hussy.

It's a gift Fancy

I seem to recall in the screen adaptations of Jane Eyre he says to her "my darling Jane". Have I got that right? Bet that sounded good on the radio.

I'm going to watch some more of the Venezuela programme, carefully studying the nature obviously, not paying attention to Backshall with his top off or to his HBF friend Aldo at all. (SB just said balls - I think it's the rudest thing I've heard him say in real life anyway, he's said much ruder stuff in my imagination )

Apricot, when does the TB radio programme start again, please?

Hopes Badders is feeling better and Comtess splint and fracture clinic is good and waiting times are not too long.

< cries a bit >
I'm actually getting breathless going up and down the bloody stairs now!
So I have decided til dh gets home I'm going to live UpstAirs not an over reaction at all
More drugs coming today. Hurrah!
Hope ds gets on ok comtesse x
Hope Helen feels better x
Letus...Hope things improve...
Felt so ill last night...ear ache, back pain (physio appt on Monday!) Sore throat....Grr.
It's pissingit down here
Have a good day wenches

Morning wenches.

I wish it was sunny near you Obs - I like your sunny day posts.

Oh Badderz you poor love. that all sounds so totally shite. You must look after yourself which I know is easier said than done.

Have great days wenches x

Morning wenches

< cwtches badders > And more importantly, I hope your drugs arrive soon