Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

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Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

HMD mummies! And Happy Sunday to all of us

I'm off for a footie cup semi-final. Such treats. I am going out to dinner later though - for which I'll be paying

I had a heart keyring, Big Little Lies book & a big canvas with lots of pics of me & my boys on our Florida trip last year which is fab.

Also have absolutely tons to do so of course will be back on here later, procrastinating.

Oh & I joined My Single Friend last night which is a terrible time-waster. Like I need any more of those

But Sparks, the criteria is so hard. Are you Santi? Nope? Jog on then you ugly toad.

Like LetUs, I have have lovely cards, and have then spent the rest of the day homework tangling: finishing off Masai warrior masks, making sure spellings were done, hoovering, washing and ironing. The excitement, really? Talk about high life.

Dh is currently preparing a roast lamb with all the trimmings. Can't wait.

Ho yes. Jonathan Pine is going to be my personal mothers day present to myself tonight. In lieu of anything else!

I also paid for the meal today but it was my mums birthday / mothers day for her, so there you go!

Ooh sparks how are you getting on with MSF?

I'm hoping that the BBC will oblige with a MD treat of a not-fully-clad TH tonight, like madame

So sparks, seen anything you like yet?

I have seen a fair few I like Madame. Unfortunately the ones who have liked/messaged me are not in that group

Oops, sorry, I mean Fancy. Though to Madame also.

Obs I started out with that viewpoint but soon realised I may have to set the bar a little lower.

Tee hee Sparks. Maybe you just need to lower a tiny bit, from someone who is santi, to someone who looks a lot like santi!

We have opened the red wine. Roast lamb is imminent.

My gorgeous vintage 50's red stilettos arrived: too narrow, too small. Gutted.

Is now/today the time to post this:

Mother. superior.

You all know she's my FAVE.

But. They were by God beautiful.
Why or why Do I have feet like a hobbit?

obs I fucking love shoes like that as pieces of art. Can I wear anything like them? Can I fuck.

sparks ah well hang in there, someone hispanic nice is bound to turn up soon...

Afternoon all wench mothers and those who are not - hope the day has been a happy one for you all -
As DH is skiing I have had a lovely day with the DC who after the initial card flurry at 6.30 have behaved as they always do - therefore in honour of "this day• I have roasted a haunch of venison/ drunk red wine and had a lovely afternoon with an aunt ......

I also had to catch a poo in a pot from DC2 and our hospital trip tomorrow - OH THE JOYS OF MOTHERHOOD

This made it all better though DOG in a suit

He does slightly look like a waiter but he can serve me up a hot spicy Italian sausage whenever he wants

Pops back to pop hot toddies on the bar - for all ailing wenches -

Love the shoes BTW - shame you can't lop a toe off to make them fit

Soooooooo lush

at hot spicy Italian sausage. Venison haunch sounds fab though Tart. And speaking of poos, DS left an unflushable log in the toilet when we got home yesterday. It broke down eventually with bleach and flushing and 12 hours. Isn't motherhood wonderful?

helen and our love for these little bundles of joy (the DC not the poo) is unconditional .........

Ooft comtess that's rather lovely, have you got a secret stash?

Elk she got him to pose before he left her lair

It's not Mother's Day today here but I actually treated my mum to Afternoon Tea at a café at Sala silver mine, that's the mine where Tom shot some scenes for An Enemy To Die For

Hmm, I think I want to be ww's mum

Isn't that always the way sparks? Fingers crossed for more luck going forward

I'm with madame on the shoes, pretty to look at, but they're a non-starter for my fat little feet.

I'll bring you a little treat in May Fancy

wicked can I adopt you please?

tart hope all is ok tomorrow at the hosp for your ds.

WHY ISNT IT 9PM YET???

Madame I'll bring you something too

Dreams of slim slendertone feet.
And TNM at 9pm!!

Ty ww

Wicked - your mother is very lucky to have a wench like you for a daughter

Sparks - setting the bar a bit lower? By several million feet.

Obs - you can't return those shoes, I've just drooled over them. I have fairly skinny feet but the top of my foot near my toes is very shallow so there's always a massive gap if I wear heels like that.

As per Dart's DC, the DC here very much reverted to type for most of the day.

Ah well, the ironing is done, I have a vodka, and it's TNM later.