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Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 25/02/2016 11:03

Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
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Comtess · 04/03/2016 22:36

Side eyes and eye roll about FAF-off result.

Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
Comtess · 04/03/2016 22:42

mucho hilare about the hairdresser Sparks. It's clear that Athos dominated her. Ffffffs about the 'three' though. Dreadful.

Btw, is it bad that one of my clear 'Athos - yep he's my musketeer' moments was the punch in Commodities. Hot as fuckity fuck. Bad Comtess.

Off to listen to end of Jane Eyre again to hear Tom ask me to marry him and be his again. It is SUCH as brilliant version.

I loves him I do. Not just because he's hot as fuck but yes that and the voice. And the breathing. Lots about the breathing hard into my ears.

Oh and i agree with Fancy entirely on the thighs thing. Yes, yes and definitely yes.

Nos da!

LetUsPrey · 04/03/2016 23:06

Evening wenches. Absolutely knackered so have RBNR except to say well done Mouse.

I'll read back tomorrow.

Took DS1 to sportslesson tonight. Put the radio on in the car and I thought "ooo I recognise that voice" - it was the last 10 minutes of Jane Eyre. I could picture various members of Team Athos thudding to the floor Grin

Speaking of being on one's back, it's time I headed off to the chateau with Aramis.

Night wenches x

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 05/03/2016 03:09

Athos is so hot when he punches people Wink

And Rochester breathing in my ear makes me thinking lot of naughty thoughts Wink

MadamedeChevreuse · 05/03/2016 07:56

I enjoyed that punch too...because I enjoy the thought of howie getting a good punch in the face.

Comtess · 05/03/2016 08:10

Morning all! Up at the crack for sports taxiing. And I didn't have time for a cup of tea.

Um. So who has logged in as a 'special member' of Howie's inner circle on his new website!?? You Madame? Grin

yes WW I agree I prefer the original and best name. (if only!).

Letus Grin yes one of the thudders was me.

DartsTart · 05/03/2016 08:10

Ok so I have started to read through the thread and have come (nlt) to the conclusion that DOG reads the thread - I present evidence A & B - NEED I SAY MORE?

Also DOG is the FAFEST

Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
DartsTart · 05/03/2016 08:32

MR FAF in all his glory.
Those lips. And his chest FFS .......
it may get messy in here --->
Peers out to see if DOG is "looking in on us" jiggles boobs in top (he likes boobs) - heads to the hayloft in anticipation

DartsTart · 05/03/2016 08:34

Thank god I am sober - as I would actually ask him if he likes to swagger (inn) on a Friday night

AriadneNoir · 05/03/2016 08:58

Dart OMG That is hilarious... and conclusive proof!!! Sorry Luca..... It's Tom that made me walk into a lamp-post. Always will be!! Wink (Cause and effect as evidence!!)

Peers out to see if Mr social media shy TB is looking in. Hmm Wink

Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
MadamedeChevreuse · 05/03/2016 09:12

ZOMG!!!! That is so funny tart!!!! Pretty conclusive I feel. Grin

Actually....

comtesse quite...looks like howie's drama school also helped him to take being a pompous twat to new levels of egocentrism. Hmm

FluffylovesAramis · 05/03/2016 09:34

Comtess I am ashamed to admit that I am fully inside Howie's inner circle Blush. The others made me do it!!!
Oh, and as for Tart's conclusive proof? All I can say to that is "inner circle"!! Good job (almost) none of you ever considered a career in the law as your grasp of the difference between proof and conjecture needs some work Grin
Oh bugger, now the Welsh cakes have burned.

DartsTart · 05/03/2016 09:39

He would of course never admit it I am sure - but well you know - nephew at the weaning stage - mum joins MN for advice - takes a look at all the swaggering carried out - in the name of her brother and friends - informs brother - the scenario is working for me

< checks self into rehab for delusional wenches>

DartsTart · 05/03/2016 09:41

MR FAF - honestly - I am right on this - he is not only the most gorgeous - shaggable of all the boys - but luckily for me the most prolific on SM (carries out a little jig) (ignores Howie)

Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 05/03/2016 09:43

I'M IN THE INNER CIRCLE. Pass that fish slice & lube.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 05/03/2016 09:43

Tart Do FRO.

MadamedeChevreuse · 05/03/2016 09:43

fluff, the law is an ass!!!

He is s def reading us fo sho.

Here, doggy doggy...

MadamedeChevreuse · 05/03/2016 09:45

Omg. Is anyone not in howies inner circle?

AriadneNoir · 05/03/2016 09:50

PMSL at mademe

And yep am in Howies inner circle too.😚

DartsTart · 05/03/2016 09:57

Me - Howie for some reason won't email me to "let me in"

MadamedeChevreuse · 05/03/2016 10:00

I am concerned for what he is going to do with your emails. He had got scientologist written all over him. Grin

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 05/03/2016 10:14

I'm not in Howard's inner circle Madame but it sounds like it could be quite fun Confused

Oh Comtess, you, me, fika

ElkCameUponHerMusketeer · 05/03/2016 10:22

OH FORFUCKSSAKE MUMSNET

Currently stuck in the forgot password, hunt the reset link, request reset, password changed, "your password doesn't match your account loop"

Happens revery. Fucking. Time.

It's giving me the rage

RRRAAAAAARRRGHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Obs2016 · 05/03/2016 10:28

Inner circle .... Walking into lampposts .... Ha ha.

I have laid in bed and listened to TB Rochester. The whole thing. In one go. Episodes 1-10.

Thud.

Scoup me up with your fish slice.

Oblomov is no more..... Rochester finished her off .....

Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?
MadamedeChevreuse · 05/03/2016 10:56

Just leaving this here.

No wonder he is so good at football. But having a third leg is surely cheating... Grin

Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?