Swagger Inn Thread 124 - Why Are We Waiting? Why-y Are We Waiting? Why Are We Wa-aiting For Series 3?

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Come kill some time with us as we wait for the elusive Series 3 - bring your pics, your hopes & dreams and ANY NEWS ABOUT SERIES 3. Getting desperate here.

London!?
Well...I suppose I could get the train..l.

You're an artist elky why not do an arty sort of party? I wouldn't do he cinema at their age personally, but who knows?

Or....embrace the weather. Go out all prepared and splash about. Or stick a David Attenborough DVD on?

Atleast we've got Possible TB in radio 4 play and Hampstead. Better than nothing.

I still think SC will do SA if at all possible. His love for football..... And if Mourinho .....

I stayed overnight in London last year. I was neither robbed nor was I murdered in my sleep!

I do advise you to take a blindfold and earplugs though. And a taser.

Elk, still think cinema is good idea. Have they got any half term deals on? My local one is fab for deals.

Oh for the party elk? Maybe not design/make the party bags then?

Which Zoo? have they got indoor places to shelter if really bad?

Oh don't worry I'll bring my knuckle dusters and pepper spray :)

And don't forget a cattle prod for all the dozy fuckers who stop dead at the top of escalators/entrance to tube platforms/in front of the ticket gates

Fear not, fancy.
I will DESTROY them

Thank you badders I know I can rely on you

I'm not sure 5 7yearolds would sit still and quiet for very long in e cine,a. I suppose it depends in the children themselves though.

I wouldn't bother unless you know these children are the sort who will do that.

Well, that's a start with your packing naddrsz. Good. now you need to plan your casual yet stylish outfit. Because they will sniff out a normal person out of towner faster than a rat up a drainpipe.

Ds2(7) loves going to the cinema. I'm surprised you all think a group of 7 year olds wouldn't sit still.

I agree with obs.
My 7 year old loves the cinema of course I also feed him haribo which helps

Badders, pound shop beforehand: popcorn, drink, sweets.
Kids don't MOVE. Easiest 1.5 hours of my life!!

Nor....casual yet stylish!?
I can't pull that off, mate :(
I'm doomed!
Dooooooooomed!

I think we're all throwing out ideas to help, not casting nasturtiums on anyone's ideas. And whilst I think some 7 year olds would/could, I think it's more likely that they wouldn't/couldn't. I reckon 1-2/5 of mine would have been ok the whole way through in a birthday group at 7. Alone with us, maybe 2-3/5 would. It's the excitement innit.
Like I said, elky knows the children and I wish her luck

Evenin'

You are unlikely to get robbed in Hampstead tbh, maybe for your skinny caramel macchiato or organic aubergines or your yoga mat #Londoner #Local

I did get home. Eventually.

I've now got trouble with the wifi which keeps dropping out. Fucksake. It's a BASIC HUMAN NEED

The five fucking 7/8 year olds I had here on Saturday wouldn't sit through an advert. My own 8 year old will happily watch a film at the cinema. The bloody shits.

Oh and at the 10am kids am things you are allowed to be a pain and it only costs £1.75 to do it. Even in Hampstead. If it had a cinema.

I just don't understand The thinking behind people who drizzle all that syrupy shit into their coffee. Must be disgusting surely??

I'm on the Hampsted Caramel Macciato stream of consciousness btw. Can't cope with thought of small children to be entertained. teenagers can be a p.i.a but can be trusted to lounge around having massive lie ins and you won't hear a peep as long as you have wifi/Xbox/food

Love Vue £1.99 cinema tickets. Cheapest, easiest birthday party I ever did.

Oh god
Is it a hummous sort of place?