Swagger Inn Thread 124 - Why Are We Waiting? Why-y Are We Waiting? Why Are We Wa-aiting For Series 3?

[FancyFancy]

Come kill some time with us as we wait for the elusive Series 3 - bring your pics, your hopes & dreams and ANY NEWS ABOUT SERIES 3. Getting desperate here.

What gifts did they send Howie?
Glad to hear zapper is working Madame?
Is Elk alive?

Fluff you cynic

Don't think I can spend hours trawling through IG comments, my head hurts enough already.

I hate to say this...is it at all possible to be suffering from hay fever already?

I wonder what's in howies box?
Hope elk survived.
Still feel very fragile today. Don't know wtf is wrong with me :(

Fuck me.
That's very generous!
Lucky old Howie.

Helen sorry about your head, but the comments are honestly worth a read when you're feeling better.

Do you have to join to see the comments?
Coz...you know....fuck that :)

Goodness Fluff. Lucky Howie.

Badders just scroll down the side (on a laptop anyway)

I don't think you do Badders, just go to Instagram and search for 'the official Howard Charles'. PMSL at "fuck that"!

Told you Helen

No - they're very sweet and enthusiastic and lovely. It just looks slightly overwhelming and OTT as well.

FML - one of my work passwords has changed and I'm locked out.

badderesz I has the hayfever. I have had it about 3 weeks now

☀️❄️MMOORRNIINNGG FFUUCCKKEERRRZZZ❄️☀️

Golly. They seem very naice and super fun. Where's all the bondage gear? The lube? Condoms? naked pictures
Where's the porn?

I joke of course. I wouldn't really send him a naked picture, not of me anyway.

Does anywench else think he looks a tad uncomfortable in that photo? A bit sort of 😬

AND WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE THEY DOING SENDING HIM A BOWFUCKINGTIE?
😳😮😧😱😨😫😦😯😵😲😶🙀🙊🙈👎

Was a joke fancy!! The other picture was much more appealing...

The hamper is completely mental. Bow tie high on the list of what makes it mental, but also inspirational quotes???

Could have been worse Norah they could have sent hm some slip-ons too

Helen, you mentioned not vocally appreciating their attributes on the fb site. Should I not have talked about checking out Santi's pubes for grey hairs on there? [Grin]

norah i agree kingy is one of the better actors. Also have quite a big Ryan crush anyway.

MoreLike you didn't?! Have they thrown you out?

Yes, Ryan is luffly. As is Tom and Luke and Hugo and Hayley and Zoe and Roo and Jess and Thalissa and anyone else who bothered to talk to us. But especially Tom.

Errrrr, you lot, get to the BACK of the Kingy queue. I was here, from day 1.

Morning wenches, shall we watch that bit one more time helen?

Boo to your still fuzzy head and a yay for madame's buzzer. There's a lot of blackthorn blossom out here badders, so I'm sure hay fever is a possibility

WTAF to the hamper - bonkers amount of gifts, and I agree with with norah, he doesn't need another bow tie FFS.

morelike I think you're another one confusing me with fluff, but more importantly WHEN WERE YOU CHECKING SANTI'S PUBES FOR GREY HAIRS?

I still think you're on your own in the Kingy queue obs, we're talking about the Ryan queue

Hmm.
I see.
He is always "moved deeply" isn't he? Bless.
Fucking hay fever. It's February! FMHF

Nephews have arrived...Nerf battle going on upstairs although I think one of them has trumped....lots of screaming and calls of "evacuate!" :)

Same thing Fancy.
Kingy/Ryan/Kingy/Ryan = both FAB-U-LUS.

On FB they are talking about Jeremy Hunt, Junior doctors, chip analogy.
No thanks to the Piss Jeremy.

But we do like variants of vinegar, salt, gravy, don't we wenches?