Swagger Inn Thread 124 - Why Are We Waiting? Why-y Are We Waiting? Why Are We Wa-aiting For Series 3?

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Come kill some time with us as we wait for the elusive Series 3 - bring your pics, your hopes & dreams and ANY NEWS ABOUT SERIES 3. Getting desperate here.

Knackered
So very very fed up today
Ds is still struggling wrt his abdo migraines and I don't know else to do
I think I'm going to have to ask dh to get a different job. I don't feel like I can cope with this on my own anymore
Sorry not very wenchy today

I would have snogged Milady if I'd been in that cupboard. Just saying

Haha fluff! totally

bads, hope you get your wench on soon.

Ok so I cannot even open that ^ article youre all talking about on my stupid phone. Arghhhh!

Here you go badders, feast your eyes on that

Snogged Milady rather then Athos fluff?

I doubt me & my cleavage would've fitted in the cupboard with milady & her cleavage

Running past to say I'm doing 2 tonight. In about thirty. Minus uses...

I can't open it either madame. Hoping pc will oblige later.
God yes, Milady rather than that mizzer Athos Fancy, no contest.
Fucksake Norah stop running!

To be fair I'd snog Athos and Milady... The threesome possibilities are endless!

baddez oh lord. Inner strength - it's there, hope you find it.

for wifey

Madame I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed your zapper

(Yesterday's migraine is now a dull nagging spikey headache, DH has gone out and I need to shovel DS into bed, then follow suit.)

Yay for the return of Norah's rewatch commentary , erm. Oh god - Elk those bags are fantastic (well, not really shock - that was more 'awe' even though you are already very talented in other mediums etc etc), was it today or is it tomorrow . Hello to InAndOut go and watch Musketeers immediately.

Um......... nope have RBNR and too tried to RAAR (ReadAgainAndRetain)

(Oh god - shrieky character on Xmen - head explodes. Will someone kill her please? Silently? I know it will screw with the plot of later films, but my head hurts...)

Laterss..........

Aww baddersz maybe you feel like that right now because you're knackered and worried. I hope you get a better night tonight and feel better tomorrow. 😘😘😘

Ok, the smallest Folkers are just about in bed, so I'll make a cuppa and brb.

Right then....

PLAY!

Erm, lots of dead animals and Kingy being a brat. Athos being snarky and now the king wants plain clothes.

He wants to be fwends.

He wants to be like the peasants. Ie starving and disease ridden. I do love the bit where he's all 'tonight I'm just like you, treat me as if I'm one of you' and then stands there waiting for someone to dress him

OOOOOOOFFFFFFF FIGHTY PORTHOS. ATHOS Is unimpressed but Kingy likes it. Ugh, he's just spat everywhere.

Uh-oh. Kingy, don't be silly...

Aaaannnnd there's more fighty fighty. Ooofffff.

NIT THAT WAY FFS.
AWW pretty Doggy smiling.

And they're knocked out. Although I suspect irl those bashes over the head would have killed them.

Doh! WTAF are they?

Stop that Aramis. Stop it right now.

Oh marguerite. You silly silly twat.

Ugh, he's not even trying to hide he's using her is he? DICK MOVE ARAMIS. DICK. MOVE.

Of course he won't settle, you've only just picked him up you daft bint. Is he wet? Cold/warm? Hungry? Nit liking being alone?

Ffs.

Ooh, angry grey chested hair trev. Semi oof.

Looky at them being all detectivey and shit.

'BLAD'

No shit Sherlock Porthos.

Ooh, they've tied some one else up and Aramis is stroking his weapon and OOOOHHHH GOOD SHOT.
That hit the spot eh?

a THEY DONT BELIEVE YOU.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.
stop shouting at trev. He can't exactly say no to the king.

Shut up queenie you dick.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT

AND YOU QUEENIE. FUCK OFF.

Knobbers.

Ugh, ROQUEFORT is being creepy to Connie the insipid twat. Nit sure who I dislike more...

OOOOHHHH! blood and a potential spoiler alert having a chat.

Lots of people vanishing without trace you say convenient bit part? Curious.

Ooh they're ending the smithy all scowly and imposing.

Oh well done Aramis. You found the shackles. I bet y keep a couple handy though eh?

OOOFFF PORTHOS OOOOFFFF.

Good job they only hit dog eh.
OH DO SHUT UP KINGY.

FMWAC

Well done dog. Good boy, you carry him

and for migraine twin helen. Im orf to bed too...

Have fun norah!

Anyone else frantically trying to conjure up the scenes to keep up with this? It's all unfolding right before my eyes.... Ooooofffttt.

Oh Norah, another re-watch? Grand.

Ahahahaha, next time you watch this, take note of trev's face when Athos dumps the shackles on the table.
I see it as a sneaky wondering how he can make off with them type of look.

Ok, so now they're all a bit worried.

OOOFFFFF. THEY ARE ALL BEING EXTREMELY AROUSING RIGHT NOW.

Good job these people all know the exact route innit.

I KNEW YOU WERE A WRONG 'UN. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

OH DO FUCK OFF QUEENIE YOU UTTER DICK.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT. He's still got his something about Mary spunk hair-do hasn't he? Lovely.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

Poor ole trev. FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT

Oooh, hang abahhhht, it's only mifuckinglady!!

Poor Kingy does look a bit sorry for himself now. And looky wot we have here!

Milady sorting through the shit....oh, hang the fuck on, she's noticed something interesting...

Uh oh, now what is that fuckwr going to do.

Ooooh dog, you're so big and brave and oh look, Milady has come to save the day.
Dog's confused look is ace.

Oh looky now, ROQUEFORT (FUCK OFF BTW) is being sneaky and deceitful and creepy as fuck again.

Must be Wednesday.

'Just remember what you are' said in a shit accent.

He disgusts me as well mind.

Oh, Kingy is taking with the commoners. Hahaha. Yes, he is a buffoooon. Bit of an awkward moment there eh?
Annnnd there's the blacksmith come to warn them.

Oh, and Roquefort is being a creepy fuck again.

Leave her the fuck alone. DONT DO IT QUEENIE. DONT DOOOOO IIIIIIT.

Mind you, it's not like you think with your brain is it?

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

Aww poor ickle Kingy is all sowwy for himself.

I think Kingy is one of the better actors in this. They were bloody lucky to get him.

Ah-ha! Two menacing looking bad guys sneaking about in the back alleys.

Ooh, I like the sound of that death for ROQUEFORT. And now the bad Spanish guy with the frankly bizarre accent is telling him to kill them all.

Ooh, ello Milady. I'd just shoot him tbh.