Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Loved that! Beautifully done - sets, costumes (especially the costumes), the music.

Very much looking forward to The Night Manager but don't know when it's on.

That's dog.

Applewankers

Oooh Oooh brilliant Tom interview about playing Dolokhov

m.youtube.com/watch?v=F90vh8UB31o

Right, off to bed. But just to make things very clear. Tom shouting in French to me to get on my knees would be very well received and undertaken immediately.

Fancy thighs to be seen on You Tube - dunno who is actually broadcasting it but stages in full and summaries all on there in pretty decent quality.

Arsene Wenger was just on TV and I wasn't watching but I had a little twitch ... It's the French!

Not wrong at all anne - i was right with you for that

Likewise morelike. I may have sniffled a bit

Will watch W&P tomorrow.
Twitter is batshit
erm... yes.

Madame's DP is an idiot re. the whole 'I'm as ill as you' thing.
erm....

Dammit...i had to leave you all about at about 10 mins in as ToddlerElk's new self imposed bedtime was frankly taking the piss. It was DISGUSTINGLY RUDE of me I know, I'll make amends in the morning by watching the Dolokhov bits on a loop whilst making a suitable commentary.

Shit, terrible cross post with anne- french accents, hell yes. On Arsey Whinger? Hell NO!!!!!!

stage 3 you say? I only really need to see the end of the stage for Kittel surely?

Thought TB was excellent in W&P & overall really enjoyed it, looking forward to watching it again already.

I've always thought that Elk, you we are DISGUSTINGLY RUDE.

Tsk.

I've always quite liked Arsene.....

MrsB I am disappointed in you

Morning wenches.

at Fancy's cross post re Arsene Wenger . Reminds me of Professor Yaffel from Bagpuss. And the Watford manager is just like Bonnaire.

Rudey rudey Elk tsk.

How are the ailing wenches? Obs, Badderz, Madame? Feeling any better. Have you been taking your medicine orally as directed?

Thought TB - particularly as he didn't have a lot of screen time really - stood out in W&P.

Pissing it down here. Whoopee.

Laterz wenches, have fab days

☁️☔️MMMOOOORRRRRRNNIIINNGGG FFFFUUUCCCCKKKKEEERRRSSSZZZ☔️☁️

WELL I think you are all very rude.
It's not natural, not only are you women, but you are (for the most part) mothers?!
It goes against nature that you would swear or be roodey or owt.

Honestly.

Morning. Am off to work. I may regret going, but I have been off for a week now. one GP suggested a chest infection can last 8 week, and I can't stay off that long!!

In my defence I wasn't even aware what was on the screen as I was doing something else, but just heard French accent and I wouldn't recognise Wenger anywhere.

DH had just called me to say the kids have no clothes to wear. Explained perhaps he should look on the floor and under their beds where they throw things. Wtaf am I supposed to I am on a bloody bus!

If only I didn't gift my rota nights ... Oh look an excuse for Vronsky.

Anne DH did almost exactly that to me when I was at a works Chirstmas lunch:
DH "I'm at the train station with DS and he's cold because he didn't put on his jumper"
Me ??? "So stop somewhere cheap when you're in town and get him another top?"
I mean, honestly, did he think I was going to announce a secret stash of clothes hidden at the train station just in case this happened?

MrsB "I've always quite liked Arsene....." I thought you were going all CentreParcs on us there (RBNR)

LetUs - Bonnaire manages Watford? I must start paying -more-- some attention to football then

Obs do NOT go back to work. Speaking from last year's experience, you will make yourself worse. Do we need to tie you to the bed? with Athos

Norah oooh you flirt - I bet you say that to all the girls.

Now, I have to try and get some work done so I can decamp to the TV and watch W&P later....

Snogs/cwtch/drugs to all other wenches as necessary...

Morning

Stop whinging wenches, I'm much iller than you

I have a sore throat & a (slightly) sniffly nose, must be brewing flu or pneumonia or something deadly

Woe is me!!!!!!
Can send someone send Father Vega over to read me the last rites? (Totes a euphemism).

Off to dentist, laters wenches

Morning! I really shouldn't be associating with a bunch of disgustingly rude women like you, I have my reputation to consider (fnar). Although according to twatter some of us are also sluts, which seems so much more glamorous so I'm staying put.
Hope this makes you feel better Fancy

Enrique "Quique" Sánchez Flores is a Spanish football coach and former player.
Watford Manager.

I see him every week on Match of the Day. He has the sexiest voice.

And yes, a long time ago, as soon as I saw him, I thought of Bonnaire.
Why I didn't report this to you lot, I have no idea.

For comparison.

We all liked Mrs Bonnaire more though, as I re-call

Hang on...we are being called sluts now?

It's a fair cop

MORNIN who's this arsene chap then? Is it football related

Babyelk's in a right mood this morning. Christ she can keep a tantrum going...that's going to be fun in the car whilst I'm driving the length of the country

Also I couldn't help noticing Obs, that you used the word sex-iest in your last post. Would you please stop being quite so rude.

This morning I told the breakfast debris piled up in the sink that it could FTFO and just left it there without doing any washing up.
And I'm still wearing my dressing gown and PJs and fluffy slippers. My actual clothes can do one until I need to go out.

Elk Good luck with mardy BabyElk