Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

To be honest Badders I took it as a compliment

Helen you SLUT!!!

Sluts? I wish

I know wicked, it's the ultimate irony

Fluff...me too 😉
Hope babyelk calms down a bit for you elky. Ds2 was a bit hormonal yesterday. Might be the weather? 😏

I have to say, DH is always very happy to encourage sluttish behaviour so I shall take that as a compliment.

Right. I have work to do, and this is NOT getting it done.

Laters.

Elk, stop being so rude? But , that's what we do best!!

Slut? I flippin wish!!

Arsene Wenger is French, he's the Arsenal football team manger and has been for donkeys years. Just looked it up. 20 years. longest manager, now, by country miles, compared to all the other managers who seem to flit in and out every other year.

20 years. Yes , same for me, doing my W&P dissertation. I feel very very old. Not like a slut at all!!

Fluff

Pack your bags ladies

ladies probably wasn't the right word, given the implication.....

Well I can't I speak for you guys obv but I have spent my morning doing school run, Washing, sorting washing, loAding the dishwasher and sat on the sofa under a blanket watching catch up tv.
Must make an effort to more slutty.
😉

You must badders, that was a shameful effort.

Well, I got on the wrong fucking (sorry Father) train this morning & ended up in nextdoortown rather than my own . Decided on a head-clearing walk home rather than the bus, not sure it's worked tbh.

Thanks for the earlier FV donation fluff, think I need him again - this time to decide on penance for bad language following my morning's fuckwittery

I have made a decision wenches. As of today Twittergate is finished for me. It was enlightening but now I will just revert back to enjoying myself amongst like minded individuals bringing it all back to what is basically this. Shooting and Swagger.

Why Anne? What's going on with Twitter?

Oh, just some silly billies forgetting that they aren't as entitled as they think they should be and some other silly billies forgetting that twatting in a foreign language doesn't work because we can all use the translate tweet button.

Anyway. I'm Orf to clean some toilets. Not a euphemism.

Bored at work.

Send HBFs please.

Fluff I know, mother superior gets more action than I do

I'm thinking the same as you Anne, back to basic, so to speak. I can't believe all this shit is going on because of a TV show

Fluff I know, mother superior gets more action than I do

Still feel like shit, Father Vega, come (nlt & ylt) & pray for a miracle for me

Spam!!!!

Fuck me Fancy (nlt) I haven't seen that picture of the good Father before. Usually my view is a little different of course

Oh, sorry, not beardy. Have this as well.

Feeling less bored

Thanks Fluff

Ought to go & do something productive I 'spose.

I'll leave you with this, but only 'til I get back you understand? I need to make amends for a poor showing on Saturday night - I owe him

WW and Fancy. Mother Superior is DEAD.

I love those eyebrows Fancy!! I'm sure he won't hold your lacklustre performance against you. He's a kind and chivalrous man, after all. Unlike that norty norty Father Vega who is a sex monster. Luckily.