Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

My rule is, I replace something once, after that it's their own money, so I'm with you.

Nope to Dolokhov, interesting character, but no. Andrei and/or Anatole for me - preferably before the end of ep 5

Might have been a bit of a shit experience post ep 5.

Yes to Dolohkov, as long as I don't end up impaled with cultery.

comtess I have exhausted my supply of funnyness for the day now. FFS - gone 11pm now. I'm off to bed. Have got BoringOfficeJob tomorrow.

Sorry darling was only teasing. No one can make spreadsheets funny.

I'm off to bed to listen to the Infinite monkey podcast as its on 'the maths of love and sex'. Do I want to hear Prof Brian on this? Yes I do.

Anne pmsl ref 'after ep5' experience. Yep. Not the best.

Fancy yum, yes about Kittel shoulders plus v nice forearms.

Night comtess, here's a little something to give you sweet dreams

'after ep 5'

Fun facts about cyclists.
The gob/snort snot everywhere
They pee themselves as they ride
They shave and have very prickly legs
They are mainly vain twats.
They dump people who don't shag them.

Oh, and...

☁️MMMMOOOOORRRNNNIIINNNGGG FFFFUUUCCCKKEEERRRSSSZZZ☁️

Thanks for your support wenches. Arf. Not sure you could handle the weight for long though.
I've already done that cin my darling, thank you. This is the 2/3 time it's happened and I think I have to face facts that I will need to go online for hours looking for something I don't hate and that's in my size.

HAFUCKINGRUMMPH

Morning wenches.

Also at post-ep 5 Anatole sexytime experience not being quite the same.

Good luck in your bra search Norah

Have washed my hair with shampoo this morning, then got the shower gel and washed my hair with that too by mistake. Numpty.

all round to all wenches x

Dolohov - would. Especially after EP 5, but frankly not only then.

Anatole - not at any stage.

Andrei (just adding him in) - would, would, would (possibly even after he is dead - his ghost not his corpse )

cinn - dolohov with knobs on !

Although it does make me think of the cardinal and his two, er, knobs.

Argh morelike I hope that's not a spoiler!!! Still havent watched ep 6!

Lalalalalala.

Andrei (just adding him in) - would, would, would (possibly even after he is dead - his ghost not his corpse )

This just made me snort on the bus.

I really quite liked Lily James too but still not sure I can do Pride and Prejudice and ... I can't even say it zombies. I am delighted she appears to have replaced Keira as go to English Rose.

Hi anne happy to make you snort!

Have just remembered that we have been forgetting Santi himself in the loop hole recently. Bags him for tonight.

Many times yes to Andrei. Billowy shirt, moonlight,

Lily James was very good wasn't she? I finally got to watch Cinderella recently. I want the wedding dress from the end of the film.

Morning - well it looks like I have Anatole all to myself then, I'm not complaining. . Yes yes yes to Andrei from me also.

Still not 100% sure on LJ as Natasha, but thought she was better as the series went on.

How're you feeling this morning madame? Still iller than me?

Lily James was great, and really beautiful.

My only (silly) problem if she is in more stuff is that her name, I.e. the combo of the two names together, makes me think of the two most irritating characters in Harry Potter (his parents). They give me the rage. Especially his dad.

norah - how do you know about the last 2 of your facts? , do spill....

Need some FAF in here this morning....

I wondered that too fancy!

Some faf for fancy

Some Andrei faf too

This nice one has popped up on my fb feed today.

Morning all.

I really liked Nikolai the best. Yes he's a bit young but he has a cheeky twinkle in his eye. I may have liked him some years ago in an Irn Bru advert.

Loved LJ. And Cinderella. And no I did not sob audibly in the cinema at a sad but of the film. Definitely not.