Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

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Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Oh morelike, you angel!!!!!

Hmmm Cinderella....how was Richard madden in that?

Just a bit FAF Badders. But in a clean shiny way. Not in a Lady Chatterly's Lover sort of way.

Oh she is Cinderella! I wondered where I had seen her before!

I think her eyebrows are a bit heavy and kind of spoil her fairy princess look. She looks to me like a pretty girl on the cusp of adolescence who is about to start sprouting hair and getting sweaty. A bit like young Hannah in Neighbours.

I am queuing for the hospital car park and have been for last 20 mins. About to miss my hosp appt. I would have ridden or got bus but am still ill er than fancy so felt like driving.

Fucking twatwankers.

Oh dear Madame. Hopefully they're running late too.

I did read that eyebrows thread on here recently and totally agreed - I just don't get it!!!!

Hello! Have STTBNRM. Sorry to hear about poorly wenches.

DH has gone off to Spain for the week to play golf.

It's fucking cold out there wenches !!
Off to work soon and then ds2 has his friend coming for tea do I may do pancakes as its shrove Tuesday

HOW CAN IT BE SHROVE TUESDAY ALREADY IT WAS JUST CHRISTMAS FFS??!!

What is this eyebrows thread lyndie?

I didnt know lj was in p&p&z. Interesting.

I saw a lovely physio at the hosp who didnt seem to mind I was 10 mins late, bless. Now on my way to work, so I must be feeling better

It was a thread bemoaning the current trend of huge dark angular eyebrows - even if you're pale, blonde or have very fine features. (not sure fine is the right word, petite maybe?). A bit like LJ.

Week in the right light I look like the late Dennis Healy so nice to know I'm on trend eyebrow wise

Pancakes? Goodness, how did that creep up on us?

Phew, sorry I'm late, was having some topiary done on my eyebrows.
Pancakes? What? How did that happen?

Ah so her eyebrows are on purpose then?

Bahahaha at dennis healy bads!

Im now on my way home to wfh cos am iller than fancy than I thought.

Afternoon wenches, glad you made your appointment on time madame and that I'm iller than you now. Actually, have had to relinquish my status as illest in the house to ScaredyCat who sliced her foot open this morning & is currently at the vets being stitched up under GA

Can we all take a moment to mourn my bank balance?

I saw that thread lyndie - some scary pics

Can't sodding believe it's Pancake Day already. Well I can as DD warned me, but arrrggghhh!!!! Have event at DS's school tonight, then pick up ScaredyCat from the vet, change my bed as the sheets have cat blood on them - not sure I'll have time. And I had my new frying pan all ready

Dammit! X-post with madame

You can't deliberately grow them like that though can you. I didn't thread/pluck etc for about 9 months and they were still thin. I prefer thicker brows if I am honest but mine just aren't like that.

That seems to be a resounding all round yes for Dolokhov then. Can I make the unsurprising announcement that I am in the so totally would camp

No, they grow how they grow. Maybe she's not as blonde as she looks? I saw a pic of her with brown hair & the brows looked completely normal as they matched her hair.

Apricot!!!! I missed your post, what with all the drama & my being at death's door & everything

I think Lily James is just gorgeous & not having read W & P thought she played that part very well.

Oh God, have I got to make pancakes tonight? FMP

What's going on now in the Sunday night slot then? This isn't a Center Parcs-type joke.

Right - if ds comes home from school with no idea it's pancake day, IT AINT PANCAKE DAY.

Ooooh, that means tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. What are we all giving up for Lent then?

I'm giving up refreshing Santi's IG page because he's clearly given that up.