Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

LOOK NO ONE BUT ME IS ALLOWED TO BE ILL KAY!

to all the ill people.

norah I am pmsl actually really sorry about your bra. As in really sorry, not father jack sorry.

So. What can we do to help?

Bad luck on the bra, Norah Would a fish slice & lube be any help?

OMG that's a disaster norah, I'll leave you my collection of bras for the-generously-endowed in my will - you should get them by the end of the week as I'm dying. DYING you heartless lot. It's all that madame's fault - setting the trend for going commando. I've obviously caught a chill.

Have a lovely evening obs

When did you go commando?! To the event? You slut.

norah mourns the loss of a good bra in solidarity.

obs keep well and enjoy the meal.

Am still full of lurgy and got overnight work trip tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. So instead of preparing, I'm off to get a medicinal glass of wine and catch up with W&P

And then I might dig around with in the old photos

Laters!

The very idea mrsB . I meant in the bath yesterday - normally I'm never fully undressed ever. But madame & her cosmopolitan ways misled me - I'll never do it again, it's back to the Victorian bathing suit next time.

may have done

Then I agree, it's totally Madame's fault.

We all love this one, don't we?

Why thank you mrsb

We do morelike, we do

Evenin'

Evenin' comtess

Norah stop flailing and shove the wire back in and sew over the end - problem solved.

I have nothing interesting to say this eve, and all my HBF pics are on my computer at home so can't post any here. I would, however, like to join the Aspirestobearoodeyslutbutisactuallyjustacleaningslutinstead club. Is there a badge?

Observations;

1. for me this is all about sharing in the wonder of Tom Burke

A) as an actor
B) as a fit as fuck object of my extreme affection

2. a bit of perving on those other sorts.

3. general camaraderie and fun.

I'm all about the fun, not interested about deviciveness and bad feeling. Won't get involved, wastes my time.

Delighted about Maimie/milady news. Would be totally shit if she wasn't in it at all. Very pleased about that.

Evenin' Fancy

Glad to hear you've caught up with *thighwatch'. I'm totally shameless about ogling, couldn't give a toss about Dubai otherwise .

Agree it's fab news about Maimie/Milady, had a bit of a squee about that

Also love it when Kittel wins as he sits up on his bike = better view of his thighs + can see his broad shoulders .

Plus he seems like a decent sort & puts out some funny stuff on SM from time to time

Evening DS had a playdate. The house is a tip, I'm knackered.

Business as normal then.
[drugs] and to Madame, Fancy, Obs and anyone else I missed
[new bra] for Norah can you crochet yourself one?
erm... have RNBR, soz.

Actually had quite a good day work-wise - got a "No you can't." reply to a query, and followed that up with a polite "why not? we did last time and here's the proof" and logged on this evening to an "Oh ok, here's an invoice then" email. hurrah!!!!

;)

Yeah. Let's just cwtch in this lovely cardi and get on nicely shall we .

Ds2 has lost his fucking locker key at school AGAIN. It'll cost him £5 for a new one. I've told him I'm not paying, it'll have to be his own money. Have just seen him asking Mr C for the fiver. Cue fury. Cheeky little shit!

Incidentally if anyone thinks the wenches are rude you should read the comments on my teenagers' IG accounts. Really very rude.

Helen you're supposed to be the funny one. C'mon.

Btw. Dolokhov. Would you shag him? Clearly a total bastard but I definitely would. Especially in that coat #just sayin'

Oh and Madame

Fantastic work with the pen-coc the other day. Makes my heart soar .

(Disclaimer: my written Weksh questionable as wasn't compulsory at school at the time. Spoken Wenglish highly accurate to a radius of approx 30 miles from where I grew up. North Walians would be appalled) 😄

Dolohkov, yes, I would. With knobs on.