Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Aw, that's very kind of you badders, but you can just hand the jar over to Lancelot, that'll do nicely. . Actually do you have a jar of biscuit spread handy? Might use that instead, possibly less effective, but not so much of a passion killer.

madame, do I sense some insincerity in your apology?

Evening wenches.

Excellent photos and great news about Milady!

My sniffly cold epic flu is refusing to leave me alone. I need a cure of some sort.

Evening wenches. Hellish day at work where I have started ignoring the phone calls of one person encouraging her to email because she gives me the rage!

Have I got to wait a whole week ... Looks like Vronsky will be busy this week. Desired

Is it just me or does he look cross eyed in that pic?

Badders

MrsB I agree!

Yes please Badders. There's nothing wrong with me but don't let that stop you

So much pretty on here today, but the good captain is missing. This needs rectifying.

Have just spent a pleasant half hour catching up on the Dubai cycling - see what you mean about Stage 3 comtess, how Kittel hauled himself up there so well I don't know - must be in fine shape. And a lovely slow-mo of him crossing the line in Stage 5 too - fine camera work

Really must go & cook dinner

Letus they heard you're doing dinner.

Nooo fancy is doing dinner.

@ MrsB & minty

Now who's cross-eyed?

FFS boys, I know I'm no great cook, but look a little more grateful or sort your own dinner out

They'd be looking a lot more despondent than that if I was doing dinner MintyEva . Possibly also selecting a takeaway.

Don't put yourself down, Letus. I hear you do a mean Chile.

Sparks

My Chile comes with a special sauce

Am doing my legs ATM.
I have a corset
I have a headache.
Arf at x eyes.

BUT I HAVE SERIOUS NEWS WENCHES.
Gird your loins.
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The wire from my favourite bra has come out.

Evening all. Brilliant news about Milady. Hope everyone is having a good evening.

Er, no. RTFT eh? The wire. From my favourite bra. Has come out.

Omfg Norah

That is a genuine disaster

Norah...my sincere sympathies

Great news about milady.

Off out for a Chinese with my PNG. Probably shouldn't coz am not well, but we did arrange it 4 months ago. I am not very well, but I did stay in bed all day Tuesday to Friday and 4 days is a long time. I've never been in bed that long. So I think a night out may do me good.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow.

Enjoy your meal Obs

Oh no not a bra wire Nor!!!!!