Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

And this gorgeous man, for absolutely no reason whatsoever

Afternoon wenches - so I have spent nearly all day in bed on my own for ffs ailing with ailments so sadly not slutting has occurred on this front. However I just want to say that after all the high jinxs over the weekend - I am going to go back to the basics - remember why we are here..... To have fun and give fabulous other wenches some brilliant humour and support as and when needed snuggles back under the blanket with dog, wench on wenches

Also need to decorate ....... These Muskie boys ..........

Give us a twirl issy

And today adding the Kjng...... Because if he wanted to again be an ordinary man - I would welcome him to the Hayloft with pleasure .......

You too tart? Er, did we snog at the weekend? Do you have my germs, or do I have yours? Or has madame infected the lot of us by putting it about over the internet, the dirty slut?

One final point .......think this makes it quite clear ........

Oh this has all made me

This is what sluts wenches do best. Eat, sleep, wench. And make me laugh a lot in the process. I'm going to do some wench bonding by not just posting Aramis - that's how back-to-the-start I'm feeling. make the most of it

Lets batten down the hatches, not give a fuck who 'gets' us or not & remember what brought us together.

OOOOHHHHHH, Milady IS back for S3!!!!

www.digitalspy.com/tv/the-musketeers/news/a782758/tom-burke-reveals-maimie-mccoys-milady-will-be-back-in-the-musketeers-series-3/

And if there was ever a character more entitled to settle herself at the bar than Milady - this is outstanding news

does happy dance

Rar Milady!!!!

DrIssy will be pleased

P.S. fancy Twirl coming later, honest (if I can find the pic)

elk, yes me in it

Afternoon wenches.

Can I just check, are we UKIP type sluts (with fluff (nto) behind the fridge etc) or are we those kind of disgustingly rude type sluts? Because if I'm honest I'm far more the former than the latter and would really like it to be the other way round. Both are equally at home in a tavern however and I throughly agree with the fuck em let's have fun sentiment. Because let's face it, we are far more successful and better at having said fun

I've just emerged from homework hell, and have been grocery shopping and even done some housework. Tomorrow I will do nothing at all to compensate for it. Just to preserve my wench credentials.

Oh Milady back. Fantastic. Bet she is in the final espisode (as would have been no longer upduffed then) and her and Athos leave for England together. To check the weather and stuff. A happy ending, awwww.

I do love it when there are so many articles and video clips etc about. And I love that I can just imagine him saying all this stuff.

Oooh that story now appears to have mysteriously vanished!

Hope she is back though.

fancy tart I am soooooo sorry to hear that you two are also ill My poor, poor chickens.

sympathy grabbing malingerers

ill my arse

I can still see it!

Thank you for you fake sympathy ....... So a lovely evening planned - cooking tea for the children and home work - followed by the laundry pile from hell it would put the wash house to shame - followed by cleaning / tidying and general chores from hell ........ Will then slink back to my bed to recover so kicking dog out of bed so I can get some sleep-- see you all tomorrow ladies

Squueeee!!! About Milady & issy's promised photo , thanks sparks

I can still see it madame

Will someone put me to bed please? And by someone, I mean Lancelot.

I'm soooooo cold
I did loads of housework and ironing yesterday so have been a lazy bugger today
I started watching OITNB on Netflix over the weekend...loving it.
Next up is D83

Do any of you need me to rub Vicks on your chests?

Oh good, must just be my crap phone then.

Ooooh yes please bads!

fancy, tart...

I saw the news about Milday and did a happy jig.

Sparks I love that you shared and agree wholeheartedly with your post about why we are here or slightly useless like me and try

Tart poor poorly wench.

I have to be frank with you wenches, I simply do not give a rubbery fuck what anyone thinks of me or this thread.
I know who I am and what this thread is about...
Ok...yes...primarily we all bonded over musketeer hbfs but it has become so much more than that.
If others can't cope with that then, really, that is their problem.
I do think that once one starts name calling one loses any moral highground.....

I would be happy to entertain his majesty any time.