Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Most welcome morelike.

Must get a wiggle on. Going out for something to eat with BestFriend and then off to watch Spectre!

Popping in... Dropping this man off for the delectation of the Tav and heading off again.... Will RTT and get back to you.::. But hope you are all wenching well and are going to have a good night

And if you could kindly keep the Dog in a state of undress for my return I would be most grateful

To avoid scraps with the rota....

And my final find of the evening for the wenches ...

Would love to write some more... But my brain has been addled due to intensive alcohol abuse last night .....

Ah Tart half dead Donkey Tom, lovely .

Thank fuck it's Friday - what a fucking awful day. Been soaked just walking to car park. Felt really bad for twins cycling to school today. Still, character building eh.

So yep I'm off to Sydney next week .

It's very dangerous to admit to having single male relatives in here comtess. Especially if you describe them as a "hunk"

"Hunk" you say?
Do they need any laundry suits doing?
:)

Laundry duties
Sigh...

Ahem badders, you're not single . Back of the queue you greedy wench. Although you're welcome to the washing pile - it's not really what I had in mind........

Did someone say hunk?

whereas this is always in my mind

As is this

OMG OMG obs acquired the target!!!

I repeat - obs got eyes and hands on the target!!!

I will be back soon. Need to put ds in bed.

Squeeeeeeee!!!

I know - top wenching

Well that got you running in here didn't it ww?

Well I'm a wench aren't I

You definitely are ww

Right, must go & eat. Have 3 of DD's friends for a sleepover tonight & pizzas will be here soon, laters......

Thanks Fancy, and so are you Pizza, mmm

Kenneth Branagh on TV tonight as Wallander. He's so adorable pronouncing names of Swedish towns

Oooh, sydney - lovely! How long are you going for comtesse? Im sure the ds's will be fine.

I had a Strawberry Romanov at a restaurant in the Rocks at Sydney. puddig to die for. And DH nearly did when we wet there again but they'd sold out (because DH had faffed and made us late) I may have nearly cried.

madame! You're making comtess even more nervous now!

Gargh helen. I cant stop eating.

Maybe you could ask this man to go fishing for you madame?