Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

There's a plan madame lob him off the BridgeNearYou over the River Near You (along with a wrapped-up coke bottle) and see what he catches (apart from pneumonia, Weil's disease and a rusty bike)

Back from cinema. Spectre was fucking excellent. And I agree with the wenches who expressed the opinion "Daniel Craig - absolutely very much would".

Have a truly fabulous time Comtess. Hunk you say, by the way...?

Excellent pics and gifs of Aramis. I'm off to enjoy the real thing in the chateau

Morning!!

Couldn't post last night which was prob for the best as was half cut and weirded out by the dreadful news from Paris.

I am up at which Mr C delightfully describes as 'shit O'clock' to ferry ds4 to a swim meet. We are already here. I feel like I've had about 4 mins sleep. Can't wait to fall asleep during Strictly later.

Vets was great fun last night although I'd managed to read the wrong book... I read the one for the meeting I missed and not the new one it transpired. Ffs.

Regards 'the Brother', remember that he is a bit of a hunk (LOVE that total 1980s speak) if you like muscular blond types. He will however cheat on you a number of times and then leave you for someone younger. My sister not in law whom I still am on good terms with essentially admits it was all about the sex and she realised two years in that she'd married someone she had no common interests with, who was totally selfish, with a wandering eye....

Off to cheer the boy. Back later. I'm not orf til early next Sunday btw so save the bon voyages with the Vegemite orders til next week.

Hope Madame is pushing on through with the Nicorette gum . Bless your dynion bach next door. Are they students or real people? Look after them for me!!

LetUs I haven't managed to see Bond yet - based on my life I should be wildly attracted to beefy blond Craig but I'm just not. TB has ruined all expected urges. I'm now inextricably bound into lusting after skinny beardy TB rather than DC. I'm still shocked at myself.

Morning!
Flopsypup didn't make a mess in the night! Wees and poos on puppy pad
Delicious picture of Porthos tart. You cut me off it though, I'm advancing on the left, nekkid.

Oh dear comtess, you know us mothers will always have something to guilt trip ourselves over. Could I just pop this feelbadI'mnotatwork guilt here?

Morning all! Off to bigcity with my mum and ds Thank god for nicotine tabs.

Awful news this morning. Those poor people.

flops well done on the puppy training! and comtesse, yes, they are real people but only just - just graduated, first jobs. So basically they're still students. Bless them.

Well, I'm off to a verybigcity to meet 2 wenchi - so will file a Prosecco report laterzzzzz!

Morning wenches

Mmm comtess, that sounds less promising. Any of the vets single?

Have a wonderful time sparks & other 2 wenches

Need to go feed DD & her friends some breakfast .

Morning all. DH has taken DS off to SaturdaySportingActivity and I am at home and need to do Stuff tidy house/work/make stuff/do stuff. Argh. Etc.

1. Work - HideousDatabseJob continues to limp on like an unkillable zombie. Late yesterday I discovered that being asked ot update a picture did not in fact mean replace the existing picture of the thing with a newer picture of a thing. Oh no... it means replacing the picture with an entirely different thing Well FMLackOfTelepathy
2. then I shall do tidying/making/doing in one big mash-up which will require me to tody up in order that I can make another mess by doig more stuff.
3. first I shall wash up breakfast, tidy up kitchen and clean my teeth

There. Have I bored you all to death yet?

PS - Sparks have a lovely time; Madame have chocolate and nicorette tab; LetUs - yay for cinema; Floppers - fantastic news re tidy pup last night; Comtess - have some red bull any HBFs at swimming?

eeep! New pic on twitter

My Dh is a fucking moron.
That is all.

Hello wenches! Horribly behind with the thread, but sympathy/commiserations/hugs etc. where necessary to all!

Had to post this new pic. No idea where it originates from but I found it on Twitter.

Shall I send the Ninja Cats wifey?

Posting a pic from a colleague of mine up north, gorgeous.

Wow...that looks amazing.

What's he done bads? Is he not away at the moment?

Away again tomorrow
Ds2 has what I think is croup
I feel like crap and have 2 hospital appts next week that I'm worried about
He has spent the whole day either moaning at me or arranging things for next week which will mAke mylife harder AND HE IS NOT EVEN HERE
grr

Can you unarrange the things?
Have you got a humidifier for DS2 (or just a hot steamy shower?)

Oh wifey

Yeah just got the humidifier down from the top of the wardrobe :)
He has promised ds1 he can play football tomorrow...ds2 is poorly and it's sils b day dinner
But, hey, not his problem is it?
BECAUSE HE WONT BE HERE
Did i mention that? :)

With dh being a dick and the awful news from Paris I'm feeling :( today

Also in a shitty mood today, somewhere between and

Therapy needed all round I think - the pics upthread are a good start, very pretty scene ww, excellent new pic helen - who are Aramis & Porthos giving the stink eye to? Am confused by the bloke in the anorak - must be out of shot in the actual footage I hope? Nice Athos pic apricot - I'm sure badders will appreciate that one.

Here's one for me to match the weather

I have just made dh go and get me chocolate
Today is a bad day
for all wenches who need them x

I could do with this lot today to come (ylt and nlt) to sort out all the shit that is pissing me off. And look pretty whilst they do it.

Fancy, bloke in the shot is sword master Roman Spacil - they actually used him for Dog's duel in S1Ep2. So this is just a rehersal pic I'd guess.

tis rainy and miserable and my MakingThings thing is not going well On th eplus side I did the work thing and some tidying, so there is proof that I haven't lazed about all day...

Ah ok thanks helen, thought he looked a bit familiar. That pic is crying out for wench faces to be photoshopped onto the Red Guards