Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Morning! Helen, your 'exit stage left' last night just made me snort. You're so funny but you're flogging yourself again

Anyone seen mouse lately? How she's ok and just busy with the dc.

I really need to do some work today for school. Data analysis, aka, why did my class not all reach the "expected" level is development love the government says? I mean, who cares if they're August born, have speech delay, have a difficult home life etc. All 5 yos should obviously fit the mould.
Sorry, rant over. I'm of to find Porthos; I need throwing against a wall for some angry sex. ......

Brace yourself Porthos!

Yes letus that is beautiful.

madame love the codes. Good luck re the smoking. It's hard but worth it. Think of all the lovely money!

obs I'm sorry to hear of the problems you are having. Hope things improve.

Or at least, I did about half an hour when I actually wrote that ^^

I think I may be wrong but I might have finished off the HideousDatabaseJob

FML - where's the sun gone?

Hello wenches

Been up to my eyeballs in work but it's a bit more quiet now hopefully

Such shitty weather here

There's a house available near me if anyone wants to emigrate. *Wifey?

flops fuck them all!!!!

Yay helen! Now stop taking on work for a bit...

Did no one get my code then? Chuh...where's mrsb? She would get it...

Code in obs. Do you have eyes on the target?

Elvis has left the building. Repeat, Elvis has left the building.

No idea what's happening.....

Even the Telegraph thinks this worrying.

Apparently, our PM doesnt actually know what are the consequences of the cuts he's ordered.

It's nice to know he's so absolutely fucking clueless, isnt it.

Lord Melchett gaily sweeping plastic soldiers off the map in Blackadder springs to mind...

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/11988744/David-Cameron-complains-to-his-local-council-about-cuts-to-services.html

Too fucking right Madame.
"There must be sweeping cuts to local services, but not where I Live!!
The fucker.

Hi wifey

Madame I loved your code

We will hopefully have an update from Obs shortly

No idea either badders, just wanted to join in!

The red fox is in the garden. I repeat - In the garden.

Or so I've been told

Yay for finishing the job helen

There's a reindeer in the orphanage
Or something
Ffs

These codes are all very clean for wenches aren't they? Except for madame. The filthy mare.

Roger, roger, can I get a roger?

Roger that morelike

Roger that MoreLike

She'd love it

Rogers morelike

Roger Tom (or any other HBF), not Roger Roger. Honestly.

Or Roger the Horse.....

No, that sort of thing can get you in trouble, fancy...

Thanks letus