Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

fancy what is Santi getting the blame for?

I ought to be packing, not faffing about online...

But he gets Norah all to himself

He's being blamed for TB smoking apparently

Ah.. well I think TB probably has a mind of his own, and plenty of other people around him who also smoke.

I'm blaming Santi for the fags Helen because we know from that smokin'Santi pic which gives Anne the mega horn where he's half nekkid , that Santi is a naughty influence.

Tom is meant to have given up bit clearly Santi and Luca are making him smoke.

Grrrrr.

Fancy ref the thighs, it's not as though I'm being squished between the thighs, it's annoying man-spreading....shall I just keep saying 'thighs* until you pop?

fancy Helen I'm projecting the smoking onto Santi and Luca as a coping mechanism. Sadly you're right and he is his own man. But FFS Tom. Equally, the Gitanes gif makes me physically ache so there we are.

Thighs

Taut shapely thighs

Touching your thighs

Spreading

Oh you've popped already

Do you mean this pic comtess? (Any excuse to post it again)

You have a pile of clothes helen? You're ahead of me! We can add Hugo to the list of bad influences too.

Oh someone stick me under a cold shower please

Yep that's the fella. I'd make him wash his mouth out I can tell you

I'd watch him tho... You know what he's like in showers

Oh FFS comtess you're not really helping y'know?

Comtess I just generally project onto TB as a coping mechanism.

Watches Fancy self-combust

Right, I'm just leaving this here to distract you helen & comtess whilst I run off and pack

Oof.

Happy travels all - esp. Comtess - how long are you away?

comtess pls leave D'arts pink object alone....

Tart v good

Helen 9 days but with confusingness of long flights.

I now have a pile of clothes in a case. Progress has been made

Loving all the Twitter activity.
Fab photos everyone.
Finally packed. God, I so hate packing.

New thread anyone?

Probably a good idea obs. I hate packing too.

Bloody hell, there's snow on my lawn. Not much, but still....

Morning all!

Happy travels comtesse, have a safe and tom daydream-filled flight and see you soon!

Hope remaining elko wenches get there safe too. When are we opening secret santa? I assume when the elko wenches do it today? Anyone know when?

We are piling off to get dss2 from the airport in a bit and then gong to ILs for the afternoon, then probably out for a meal tonight, so I may not be around much...

Im quite nervous. I think after a few weeks he may be very bored. And the house will feel very small...

Anyway. Positive thinking. Free babysitter.

Hmmm... Well if you cant even do it in a hot way tom, there is no point to the evil habit whatsoever...

Can't open mine....I haven't got it!
Some snow on my car this morning.
Feel like crap.
Happy travels everyone x