Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Morning all. Just leaving these here

Well last nights xavier threesome with fluff was amazing.

Adding some Dog to the Tav for my sanity......

Hi there wenches. Sorry have not rtft.

Went to see Spectre last night. Was very good, although plot didn't bear much analysis. Can't decide if I like Daniel Craig or not. He certainly as a good bod and they have made the character more attractive in his films.

Found myself perving more over Ralph fiennes tbh.

Morning all.

DS packed off to school
Chickens cleaned out and fed
Washing done
... anything else?
No.

Ok

morelike I like daniel craig as bond but I thought spectre was pretty rubbish.

Where is everyone?

Happy elkonbury, elkonbury wenches! Hope you have a blast.

I think lots of people are playing their own versions of 'planes, trains and automobiles'. Sadly without Elk's extra HBF benefits

I have just noticed a previously unnoticed deadline whooshing past me. FML. I'm going to miss this one

I have not seen Spectre. I've not even seen Skyfall yet #EternalCatchUp

Right.
Not enough athos.

Hi Wenches!

Just finishing my packing and then off.

morelike yes yes to perving over Ralph Fiennes. There is a bit where he is sitting in a chair and his belt buckle just screamed !!

Helen nooo! :( See you later/asap tomorrow - are you car or train?

Oh yes, happy Elkonbury to Elkonbury wenches! Have fun!

I'm driving myself alibabs, so will have no distracting Elk literature to compare against my journey

Thinking about it, Comtess will have a very long flight at the weekend... But I suppose she can't lock herself in the toilets for the whole flight. they won't be as good as the ones Elk described anyway.

Happy elkonbury wenches xxxx

Afternoon
Maybe elk could produce a sexy hitch-hiker story for you helen, I'm sure she has nothing better to do this weekend

Still haven't seen Spectre, must get round to that, especially if Ralph Fiennes also looks hot in it

I thought he was fancy. It was good to see him playing a non evil character also.

I liked it because there was quite alot of suspense and the effects and scenery were great (actual scenery as well as bloke scenery).

But as mentioned, the plot bore no analysis whatsoever.

Also I like the geeky Q.

Evening Team A wenches ... A new pic for you to devour and fight over enjoy in elkonbury xxx

Sounds good morelike & I'm quite used to not analysing plot too deeply .

Spooky, just as I read your comment a trailer for London Spy, starring Ben Wishaw, came on the TV

Now that is a promising pair of trousers , thank you kindly tart

Another bloody urine infection.
Quite fed up now.

Not sure if I like London spy or not...can't make up my mind.

fancy my theory is that the buttons should be unbuttoned ...

Test your theories on your own Musketeer thank you

Look at those puppy-dog (nto and yto) eyes - how could you abandon him?

Have you got antibiotics for that?

Yeah.
Third lot :(
Had a crush scan today going back to see dr on Monday.
Bluergh.
Sorry, not much wench mojo ATM.

Badders